Imagine this from Valve's perspective: you've run a successful business peacefully for years, watching several competitors die along the way. Now, a guy whose platform is basically just a glorified Fortnite launcher is lecturing you on how to do business
That gonk netrunner Plankton hired a chromed out solo to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, we have to flatline him and get that shard back Mister Squidward.
IT'S BEEN 24 YEARS BUT I HAVE FINALLY BEEN VINDICATED
NO LONGER AM I THE ONE BLAMED FOR SETTING THE FAMILY LAPTOP ON FIRE IN 2002
MY DAD HAS ADMITTED THAT IT WAS HIS FAULT
NO LONGER WAS MY 30 MINUTES OF NEOPETS GAMING THE CAUSE OF IT CATCHING FIRE!
“Gee, I sure wish I had an easily accessible Poison type that can learn STAB Earthquake and Water Absorb for my Scarlet/Violet playthrough!”
The humble Clodsire: