Carlos Spicy Weeiner

I post what is on my mind, if I offend that’s your fault, if I sound stupid, that’s your fault for not understanding

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

I love you @VictoriaJustice

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

If I have a kissing party who wanna come? @violetsaucy you're automatically invited

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

There are statues that have little weeiners chiseled into them and people look at those in awe, but when I got a lil weeiner it's a bad thing and funny..... society needs to figure it out #LilWeeiner #NotLikeUs

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

How do I tell this girl to bounce on it crazy style while calling me slurs?

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Fat chick at the bar keeps saying she has 39 bodies.... I think she's mixing up burgers with bodies

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Female dentist called LeBron "King James"... started sucking and fucking the dentist after that

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Guys, the possible huzz just asked to hang out past midnight, I'm uncontrollably shaking rn

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

John Cena turned heel, time to crank the hog wicked style

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Freak off in the living room rn, and I'm the only contestant

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

@cal_is_your_pal @BernieSanders DC's

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Watching YouTube Shorts and eating RITZ crackers.... I might be retarded

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Might get super drunk and watch 2010 smosh videos

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Wicked is wicked stupid

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Stop rating movies, go back to making movies

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

First week of the year watches

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

They're playing fucking wicked in the travel van, I can't say what I wanna say rn

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Different state. Different city. Tinder time

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Ripping some serious ass at grandmas

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Might get butt fucked drunk and watch 2017 Vanoss

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

Why do retards wear headphones all the time?

[Carlos Spicy Weeiner @LANK69420FN]

BigXThaPlugs sister

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

The woman who hit a Chipotle employee for getting her order wrong explains why she attacked them