alana

maker of jokes, eater of chips

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Sorry I’ve been such an absolute terrible person lately but like, it’s a full beaver moon in Gemini tonight so I’m not really sure what you’re expecting me to do

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

“I’m 8 months pregnant, already bought a crib, picked a name, and decorated the nursery but on 2nd thought im actually not down for this. Good thing I kept the receipt for the crib!”

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

no one is getting abortions the day before their due date are u fucking kidding me ?

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

how it started how it’s going

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@cz404notfound @KiddHersch_ @dojasfishdog @NikitaDragun are you saying that braids didn’t originate from black people? literally every single link I found says it did so could you please direct me to the correct research since apparently google doesn’t contain it?

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@la_fiorello @scorpio_gf @ihatedai It’s just kinda pathetic to pass other people’s thoughts and ideas off as your own, to pretend you’re genuinely funny and creative when all you do is copy and paste someone else’s words

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

The single biggest lie I’ve ever been told is that acne goes away after your teenage years

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@KiddHersch_ @dojasfishdog @NikitaDragun I’m glad I helped :) Thank you as well for being respectful and kind!

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@Frank_Ardalan @Itz_JustMe @enctrI It’s essentially cultural appropriation, treating black features as a costume that can be removed at will. Turning blackness into a commodity. White people benfit from looking black but black people receive racism for looking black.

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@KiddHersch_ @dojasfishdog @NikitaDragun Straight hair isn’t specific to, nor did it originate from, a single race. This style was created by black people for black people

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@Frank_Ardalan @Itz_JustMe @enctrI My (simplified) understanding: it’s wrong to try to look/come across as black when you’re not, because people who do this have the luxury of picking and choosing the desirable parts of being black for clout but not having to endure the negatives i.e. racism

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

I would sell my soul to bring back 2012 tumblr

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@KgbNetwork @Medeya @joonsnut @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso Thank u lol I don’t understand how thinking women should be responsible for their own sexual health and safety makes me a “pick me” girl. We’re not children, we can be responsible for ourselves

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@TrishaaLoo @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso I’m pretty sure we’re talking about who’s responsibility it is to make sure there’s a condom on before sex (if that’s the method they’re using), and it’s both people’s. Taking it off during is another thing, but before the sex starts it’s on both people to ensure protection.

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@Wakeel_johnson @joonsnut @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso That person and 200 others lol🙄 u right though I’m caring way too much abt this

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@Medeya @joonsnut @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso Are u mad because I think that both people participating in sex are equally responsible for making sure they’re protected before they start banging?

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@joonsnut @miloucet @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso My bad, I don’t think I saw your replies to them then. Simply wanted to clarify that my initial tweet was about *putting* the condom on and not *keeping* it on

[alana @LAN_Partyy]

@joonsnut @miloucet @TheCurtis2x @jaxdellosso I did three times to your various tweets about the subject. I’m doing it here again since you apparently didn’t see my other clarifications. Bc I agree that stealthing is rape but I was never talking about stealthing till u brought it into the conversation