Laurel Owens

"teenage rebellion, unconditional love, and hilarious insult all at the same time."

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Anyone else not think they'd spend their adult years defending 'science' and 'the mail'

[Laurel Owens @LAODodgers]

Speaking as the sister of a man with Autism, all my family could ever want for Kyle is that he would find a friend like @Fazrulz is to @maxfast23 @netflix #TheSpeedCubers

[Texas A&M Technology Services @TAMU_IT]

We don't usually play these, but this looked fun!

[LabRule @lab_rule]

I want someone for Valentine's Day that'll share their JSTOR access with me

#gradschool #dating #Valentines2020

[LabRule @lab_rule]

If you survived organic chemistry, you will survive this pandemic. I failed though so I'm not sure what's next

[LabRule @lab_rule]

2020 has 276 days left. That's almost as long as one Organic Chemistry lecture.

[LabRule @lab_rule]

Do you ever look in the mirror and think about that titration you messed up in 2008

[LabRule @lab_rule]

Weird that I can remember the entire Krebs cycle but not what I was thinking about 5 minutes ago

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Paolo can sing

APRIL FOOLS

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

One Shining Moment 2020 Coronavirus Edition #MarchSadness

[Laurel Owens @LAODodgers]

@tiffanopolous 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍

[Cherie Berry @ElevatorQueen]

Y’all 2020 is the last year you get me as your labor lady - we gonna live it up together, throw back vodka on the daily, and make sure all the peasants never forget the Queen. Onward!!

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

you're in her DMs, i'm in her essay's works cited page we are not the same

[Laurel Owens @LAODodgers]

@lilacxhallows @GinaBryan20 INCREDIBLE

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

third base is when yall go donate blood together

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

how you gon call yourself a Hot Girl but can't even photosynthesize

[Laurel Owens @LAODodgers]

@lilacxhallows Oh GIRL yes

[Laurel Owens @LAODodgers]

@tiffanopolous His FORM! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I expect BIG things from him one day