ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ YOU GOT A GOOD 𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘛, DON'T EVER 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙏.ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

ᅠ

ᅠ
𝒜 bit of advice to you, 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 threaten
the guy who 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 the 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒.
ᅠ

ᅠ
https://t.co/JF4boebkge

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

I KNOW you and your dead wife aren’t talking about us.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

Watch the scissors, please. 💦

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

< ——

tell you what you can and can’t do anymore, how long’s it been? Couple years, right? You’re a grown women now, I couldn’t stop you even when you were a kid, and to be honest with you…

I’m gettin’ too old to look over your shoulder anymore, haha! ’

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

‘ You can drop it, Violet. ’

Soft chuckle, lips forming a wide smile, setting the container from her hands onto the counter.

‘ Y’ think I care if you’re getting buddy buddy with enforcers? As long as you’re happy and there’s no trouble, it’s not my business t’

—— >

[𝐕𝐈. @IRONVISTS]

"H-huh?"

Takes her a moment to latch on. Slooowly (and nervously, shit) looks up at him. Does he know? He knows. Oh God. But there's nothing to know, though. 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. "Uhm⸻g-good one, dad. Ha ha... You got me there. Whatever that is..."

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

Not how crime works, but you do whatever you think does.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ i been holding that back for two weeks now my bad 👽

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ I CHECK THIS ACCOUNT EVERY OTHER DAY AND THERE’S ALWAYS ONE I HAVE TO HARD BLOCK

BE NORMAAAAAALLLLLLLL

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ I AM OBVIOUSLY NEVER GOING TO FOLLOW BACK YOUR LAZY ASS LEWD JINX ACCOUNT STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME ON THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

… 💢

Y’know what, I’ll let that pass.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ in layman’s words (and without having the filter of how vander goes about with speech), *ahem*

I LOVE MY GAY DAUGHTERS AND I WANT THE BEST FOR THEM

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

.. Those two already got their thanksgiving planned out, an undercity girl and an enforcer.

I don’t know what Powder’s gonna do, but as long as she’s happy.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

.. Those two already got their thanksgiving planned out, an undercity girl and an enforcer.

I don’t know what Powder’s gonna do, but as long as she’s happy.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

What’re you giving them, free shimmer? I think the Undercity’ll appreciate my offer a little more.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

Guess I’ll do somethin’ to celebrate the tradition, not every day the undercity’s in peace.

Tons ‘a soup laying around in the basement, I can serve those up for free.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ vander is a LOT younger than i thought he was, at least in terms of his figure

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

Thanksgivin’ ?

Time really flies by, huh? I’d cook something new if I could… Maybe Vi’ll go up and take something nice for herself, haha!

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

i got at least 4 accounts with lewd plastered on them but we gonna play this game?

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

/ god DAMN STOP FOLLOWING ME ON THESE LEWD ACCOUNTS I AIN’T TRYING TO FUCK

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

… 💦

I just can’t catch a break, huh.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

PLEASE, PLEASE STOP BARKING. IT’S SCARING PEOPLE AWAY.

[ᅠ—— 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. @LASTDROP_]

I’m not sleeping with you Jayce.