Sultan

The jungle came alive and took him | IG: @lasabree

[Sultan @LASabree]

In this thread I will be cataloging all my freshness:

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

You think YOUR baseball team has it bad??? Mine has Anthony Volpe playing shortstop every night. We are not the same.

[Sultan @LASabree]

@__AyeDenny You snapped!

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

POV: you start a towel fight with hotel staff

[Sultan @LASabree]

@youngbenji___ It’s definitely not helping him be a better playmaker and willing passer which is his problem.

[if Larry David was a Black Attorney @ChiefShif_]

Girl asked me if have a finsta. Ma’am … I like women

[Sultan @LASabree]

@RealThickianaa Some weird shit.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

The first-ever LEGO Dragon Ball Z set has reportedly leaked 🔥🐉

The $200 Shenron diorama is expected to be released this November.

[Sultan @LASabree]

Women really love that I get manicures. Who knew basic hygiene was so attractive?

[Sultan @LASabree]

@artless_space I’m a poet.

[MIAMI @JesseRaxon]

I want this girl to stop playing so we can get married

[It is What It is™ @indamix_saan]

Chicks Be Having Donkeys With The Corniest Dirtiest Sneaks on 😂

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Saucony SS27 coming strong 💪

[Sultan @LASabree]

@artless_space Thicker than Cold War nuclear tensions

[Sultan @LASabree]

@AujaBomaye How thoughtful 😭

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Brother you ordered a cheeeesteak from Arby’s

[Sultan @LASabree]

Women find out what’s going on down there and suddenly start caring about your day and if you’ve eaten your three meals.

[Cooper @CoopCarlson]

Hornets Instagram is not taking things well either

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

We have never seen a better ambassador of his kids than LaVar lmfao. He's a marketing genius.

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable