Alida

Currently wondering how do tortoises make love. Lover of the language Afrikaans.

[Alida @LASxO]

*Eats ice cream. Eats cookies. Eats sofa. Eats family. Eats house. Eats bypasser.*

[Alida @LASxO]

*Boyfriend's father opens door* [he arrives shortly] Me: "Sir the price has ascended with 100 bucks."

[Bukowski Quotes @bukowski_quote]

...that's what I like about writing things on a piece of paper: you can behave any fucking way you please - Bukowski

[Alida @LASxO]

*rubs my friend's leghair* That will be the closest I get to a beard-like substance this week.

[Alida @LASxO]

Sprinkle my dust on the depths of your despair.

[Alida @LASxO]

Verdrink jou hart in sjokolade en verkoop jou siel aan jou lot. Sing vir jouself 'n serenade en sê totsiens vir ons bod.

[Alida @LASxO]

Forgive me for my attributes.. they eat me alive when you do not look.

[Alida @LASxO]

Let me linger upon the taste of what may be.. rather than let me dream of what could.

[Alida @LASxO]

..she thought to herself, that truly.. her words contribute to his boredom.. and the nodding face.. is only an opportunistic gimmick

[Alida @LASxO]

FINE you do not have to like me!
..I'll just fantasise about the stalker guy that perves on me when I shower..

[Alida @LASxO]

I bet you'll look good with burgers in your hair

[Alleenvlug @alleenvlug]

Die muurblom wil met jou dans.

[Alida @LASxO]

Hy: Hai daar
Heyyy
Hi
Hoekom ignore jy my?

Ek: want die lewe.

[Kopbene & Kakhappe @KopbeneKakhappe]

Liefde: 'n stukkie hemel wat op die Aarde geplaas is om ons deur hel te laat gaan.

[Alida @LASxO]

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
- Unknown

[Alida @LASxO]

You know a suit to a woman, is like a bikini to a man right?

[Alida @LASxO]

She drinks cold coffee, because when it's warm, it kind of reminds her of love.

[Alida @LASxO]

People that buy each other chocolate
Aww I love u so much - here is a extra two kgs of fat so you can carry a lil of me with u wherever u go

[Alida @LASxO]

I hate bought-flowers..
Their like a "sorry I forgot your birthday" - card.