laura

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[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

Mums just asked me if I want money for my birthday to have my brows roller bladed 🙃ROLLER BLADED🙃😭😭😭😂😂

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

So we’re taking off garnacho but leaving hojlund on. Lol what?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

Hope onana remembered his sticky tape for his gloves tonight 🫣

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@piersmorgan @SirTimRice did Infact have a better game than @_DeclanRice

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

Probably not

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

We couldn’t, could we? 🥹

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@LeeTatum89 That’s what I call parental community spirit, we’d all be in it together! 🤣

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

I need another 2 arsenal goals. The kids still awake and I said il take over when the games finished #prayforextratime

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

5 minutes later and here we are again

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

Oh arsenal 😩

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

I’m not even an arsenal fan. Why do I feel like an arsenal fan?

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

YES RAYA!!! *deleting previous tweet*

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

Oh arsenal 😩

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@HeavyFarda Silly silly ted

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@HeavyFarda It’s gonna be a miracle second half. Believe. But do a dirty delete on your score prediction from earlier x

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@AhmedBall_ Your first mistake is playing Højlund, second mistake is no Bruno

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I wish him a full speedy recovery, so long as it doesn’t happen by Wednesday.

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@sh4mrock1 Supporting man united

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

He’s back. All will be well again……………..maybe next season

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@GMB the party went ahead but @sajidjavid wasn’t invited

[laura @LAURAMIDDLETON_]

@Suff_highways can you give me information for the companies currently working on gaol lane in Sudbury please as they managed to cover my car in road paint last night, then used petrol to get it off my car. As you can imagine, there’s some damage 😁