Foxy Lolly 🦋

Actions speak louder than words
And yet, words interest me

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'm working at home today, as a bartender

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Of all the essential oils, WD40 is the essentialist.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

*Pokes Twitter with a stick*

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

It's Monday and, in only seven days, it will be Monday again.

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[Foxy Lolly 🦋 @LAdverbison]

I miss the days when I was just an egg on here.

[C 🇨🇦 @SelfInFocus]

Answering all calls from now on with "Go ahead caller, you're on the air"

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Not to brag, but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I do all my own stunts (not intentionally)

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Called in “too sexy for my cubicle” this morning.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

It's like Twitter is in a coma, and we just visit occasionally now to say, "Hello in there."