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[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@FabrizioRomano @guardian We didn’t need any other fullbacks 🙈

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

🚨 A "BIG MOMENT FOR OUR COUNTRY."

Good morning to the millions of everyday Brits waking up to a new digital prison.

Keir Starmer has just officially announced his blanket ban on social media for teenagers!

He literally stood at a podium, rambled on about his childhood in the 1970s, and claimed he is doing this to keep your kids safe. 🤡

You honestly have to laugh at the sheer delusion.

He completely refuses to protect our actual streets from violent criminals, but he is completely obsessed with policing your family's phones.

Do not be fooled for a single second!

To enforce this ban, every single adult in Britain will now be forced to upload a passport or digital ID just to browse the web!

This is not about child safety. It is a massive Trojan horse for total state surveillance.

RT if you see right through this scam and refuse to let the Labour elite control us! 🇬🇧🔥

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

New guidance on Inheritance Tax on Pensions:

- Family members (beneficiaries) and personal representatives are jointly and severally liable for paying IHT from pension fund.

- They have 6 months to pay.

- Interest and late payment fees apply after that.

- Property held in pensions will often have to be sold to pay the IHT.

- The short timeline is likely to create ‘fire sale’ reduced valuations.

- Yet IHT is payable on the gross property value pre death/property sale.

- Pension providers, trustees, administrators, solicitors, personal representatives and family - all have to liaise and work through the admin - a logistical nightmare.

- In a tight window whilst the family is grieving.

- And then family beneficiaries pay income tax on income from the net fund - after deduction of inheritance tax. Double tax.

- All this to possibly raise £1.5 billion - or about 48 hours of annual NHS spending.

Thanks Rachel.

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

As Word Cup adverts go, this year's Brazilian (Brahma beer) is right up there with the Nike Airport ad 🇧🇷

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@PhilKitro 😂

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

The FA Cup should NEVER:

- Have semi-finals at Wembley
- Play the final before the end of the Prem season
- Broadcast on anything but the BBC & ITV

[Le Mod @LeModFootball]

They should get the girl on that Carragher spat at

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

Is Jesus going in the middle of their huddle on Saturday?

[Pys @CFCPys]

Trevoh Chalobah on Instagram

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

If you are longing for a simpler time that is now gone forever, this video will likely hit HARD…
🥲

[Nature Chapter @NatureChapter]

Real-life Ice Age! 🤣

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@daviddownie17 He was a lovely footballer- so easy on the eye….but didn’t quite have the awareness to play centre half or nastiness to make it in centre midfield so drifted through his career with no real position….such a shame

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

A landlord collects £1,200/month rent
Pays £1,000/month mortgage interest
= Real profit: £200/month.

But HMRC doesn't see it that way.

Section 24 means higher-rate taxpayers can only claim 20% of mortgage interest as a tax credit, not the full deduction.

So they're taxed at 40% on £1,200, then get 20% credit on £1,000 back.

Tax bill: £3,360/year on a rental "profit" of £2,400.

They're paying more in tax than they actually make.

This is why so many landlords are incorporating or selling up.

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@Ben_Islington It’s not even just whether it’s a red or not….. the PL after appeal upheld a 3 game suspension for Keane for less than that 🙈

These clowns don’t have a clue!

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@GiuliaBould Makes sense if the defender was 10 feet tall and could have headed it away 🙄

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@AlanRNewton @johnmerro1 @FA_PGMOL https://t.co/IXXqrlNzq1

Straight out the playbook

Secure the result they want then rewrite the rules to justifiable position and refuse to use any previous cases as benchmarks, then insult everyone’s intelligence to claim it was the correct decision 🤡

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Black woman on NYC subway goes on a racist rant against white people because a cute little dog was a little too close to her for her liking.

The irony here is the dog behaved like a saint and the woman behaved like a b*tch.

(homefood_usa on TT)

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

You are an absolute maggot, but….you shouldn’t be banned just because your views differ from what the party deems they should be at the moment….

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Labour has cancelled my Conference Pass.

Absolutely pathetic, Trumpian behaviour.

They are here suggesting that attempts to question Cabinet members and MPs about Britain facilitating Israel's genocide is a "safeguarding issue".

This is clearly insane.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Dear @Keir_Starmer

We refuse to comply with any form of mandatory ID.

It is not needed. It is not wanted. It is a gross overreach of your government.

We demand you reverse this decision immediately,

Yours,

Britain.

[Everton @Everton]

Running it back. ⏪

[L. Armstrong @LArmstrong15]

@elpivoteftbl It’s fine as long as the player retains value over the course of those years and there is a pathway to recoup the fees if required, this is how Chelsea always do ok and United are fucked…