Long Beach Commander

life is like a box of chocolates.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Damn dude I just saw Terry McLaurin on a milk carton

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

We're going to start the season 0-8 or something similar. No QB, no corners, no pass rush, Terry is barely alive, the Oline is too fat to properly block, and our head coach doesn't understand how to use a timeout properly. This has become a disaster of massive proportions.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Left hand up, amirite?

What a joke.

#RaiseHail

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Do the Chiefs play at Arrowhead every week?

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

At least a month of Marcus Mariota.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Great when he’s healthy.

Can’t stay healthy. #RaiseHail

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Commanders HC Dan Quinn said QB Jayden Daniels dislocated his left elbow. Daniels will undergo additional testing Monday.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

@ImRantBurgundy You can’t.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

@Mitch_Tischler

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

“We’re a laughing stock every year!”

Still true.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Might be time to pop on the old @chaddukes Redskins rant after another party on our asses.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Update:

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

JESUS CHRIST

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Every team gets to party on our ass. Every week.

#RaiseHail

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

MIKEY FUCKING SANDRISTIL

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Be ready for a lot of this next week. #RaiseHail

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jaxon Smith-Njigba goes off vs. the Cardinals 🎩🎩🎩

Reigning OPOY for a reason 👑

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

No heart in this team. They get pushed around every week.

#RaiseHail

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

Sandristil watches the back breaker go over his head to Lamb. Been happening all day. Receivers wide open all over the field all day long.

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

This is the classic false hope that they feed your dumbass before they completely blow it a make you feel like as ass for even watching

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

@Commanders @SeatGeek

[Long Beach Commander @LBCommander]

What a shit show.