Floof Lion & Kiddo

Siblings of @bitchesthecat. Mentors to @puffmagickitty and @sportpeppercat. #RIPBitches 😿😿 Tweets by Floof Lion.

[Floof Lion & Kiddo @LBKiddoShow]

Dear Fellow Catizens,
Let’s make America not racist. For the first time ever. A vote for cat is a vote against white supremacy. A vote for cat is a vote for legal naps. And legal nips. This country doesn’t need a President that’s afraid of cats. It needs a President that’s a cat.

[Soft Side @SoftSide1]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! 🎄

Soft Side spokescat Chonk isn’t having a merry Christmas, as he was *not* welcome on the coffee table for shrimp and salmon. (An outrage!)

Soft Side social media kitty Parker wonders “Am I the present?”

How are your pets doing? Show us!

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

I really hope that the history books remember to note that this President was so weak and so insecure that he blocked a cat on Twitter.

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

This just feels so relevant all the time.

[Floof Lion & Kiddo @LBKiddoShow]

It was like four seconds late. Unacceptable

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

When the wet food is like three seconds late.

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

@stoolpresidente As a known sexual predator, are you even allowed at high school football games?

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

Baby brother ready for beds

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

We can’t do it alone folks.

Somehow we were able to turn this into a national trending hashtag multiple times before Elon took over, yet now it’s crickets.

Stand up and fight or go away.

[Galena De Cosmo @shanks2727]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC #catsjudgingcarr

[orchid_girrl @bluebluesoap]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC #catsjudgingcarr

[🪷 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🟦 Catherine votes 4 normie Dems💙 @CMargaronis]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC #catsjudgingcarr Flower is underwhelmed by that fascist douchebag.

[Nancy Wakefield @Ma_Wakefield]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC #catsjudgingcarr Free speech - the bedrock of democracy. Censorship of speech unfavored by government - the bedrock of fascism.

[AuntKarla 🇺🇦 @LoonAuntie]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC Itty has a big mouth and believes everyone has the right to meow whatever they want to. #catsjudgingcarr

[Murph @TMurph207S]

@BitchestheCat @BrendanCarrFCC #CatsjudgingCarr

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

It’s been a while since we’ve done a cats judging (mostly because Elon shut down dissent on Twitter), but if anyone is deserving it’s @BrendanCarrFCC. So, if you disagree with the FCC trying to destroy free speech, reply with a cat photo and the hashtag #catsjudgingcarr

[Dr. Sport Pepper The Cat @sportpeppercat]

You can’t silence us. Free speech is bigger than you @BrendanCarrFCC. #catsjudgingcarr

[Floof Lion & Kiddo @LBKiddoShow]

Cats will not stop meowing @BrendanCarrFCC. You can silence Kimmel, but you can’t silence kibble. #catsjudgingcarr

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

Guess who turns ten in two days 😻

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

First night at home nine years and nine months ago.

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

Your girl is ten today.

[Floof Lion & Kiddo @LBKiddoShow]

Got high. Thinking about tweeting more.