Green Eyed Lady

Mom, wife. Full of sarcasm and tired of all the bullshit.

[The Nation @thenation]

Since Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill was enacted, more than 4 million people have lost access to food stamps, a 10 percent decline. 800,000 of them are children.
https://t.co/TiLzlR7JHB

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@HQNewsNow Don’t be sad, james. They’ll harass you eventually for all the damage you’ve done. Don’t threaten us with a good time. We have the ability to carry long memories.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

As much as a U.S. loss at soccer may sadden us, the upside is that it’ll free everyone up to root for the Viking dude from Norway like we all secretly want to do anyways

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@WorkElizab Blanche

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@tedcruz Except when the power grid fails.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Did you know more people have now been arrested for climbing to the top of the Empire State Bldg than for being in the Epstein Files?

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@GovPressOffice It smells like feet and rotten deli meat in that plane.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@TheRealHoarse That’s as hot as Phoenix right now, but we’re built for it. I’m so sorry!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Tom Kean was so transparent & honest with the American people about why he disappeared with no explanation for the past 4 months while collecting a taxpayer salary that he showed up, read a brief speech, then refused to answer questions both before & after reading his statement.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@RonFilipkowski That’s straight nazi paraphernalia right there.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@thedailybeast @morgfair It could be the vodka.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@tedlieu @DHSgov All of this. Thank you, @tedlieu!

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@ReallyAmerican1 A big metal structure outside during a storm. What could go wrong?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump suggests January 6 was an inside job: "The FBI said, 'Go in, Go in!'"

(Trump in fact was president during January 6 and he hand-picked the leader of the FBI.)

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@Logically_JC Turns out “former reality show star” isn’t the job qualification people want in elected officials anymore.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@JoeyMannarino So, to your point, even tribute bands don’t want to be a part of that shitshow. Got it.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@realJeremyCarl That’s the difference between 3 channels in 1992 and everyone watching it when they can because they recorded it in 2026. You’re a moron.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@DarrigoMelanie @WalshFreedom Probably a wedding gift.

[Green Eyed Lady @LB_inAZ]

@Acyn He’s lucky james talarico is a nice guy. He deserves every bit of 💩gets leading up to November. All the skeletons are coming out in this one. 🍿🍾