Lizz

Assistant editor, London

[N A H I D A🌸 @nxhidamxzid]

Leaving an air conditioned workplace for home really gives you a reality check

[not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲 @__rnt91]

Can’t believe the world just accepts this

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the google maps time on the job

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

during peak woke jason segal made a show about himself falling in love with a beautiful trans girl and nobody watched it except for me and the executives at prime

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Spotify is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 30 song.

[L🫶🏾 @loisloissloisss]

Chose M&S cookies over my train and said it’s fine I’ll get the next one. Now it’s cancelled???? Sugar sugar sugar look what you have done to me

[F.K.A Biriyani @fkabiriyani]

Acting like gentrification is a race issue is also incredibly shortsighted: If you’re a working class white person you’re also part of the “riff raff” they want to gentrify out of the area.

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Count Binface wants water bosses to swim in rivers to prove they’re clean.

He could win a by-election on that policy alone.

[hamza @hamza_01h]

we experience these heatwaves every single year and the uk do absolutely nothing regarding air conditioning on public transport

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

We've been so calm about gentrification that gentrifiers are openly declaring the best areas to gentrify.

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

what if your son DIED and you were ON YOUR PERIOD and your castle had RATS and then you FELL DOWN

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

I can't believe everyone just accepted being charged for paper bags when the fee was introduced to reduce plastic bag use.

Why have we accepted this paper bag tax.

[huh? @marshmellyyyyy]

@evadotnet They not even wearing cheetah PRINT??

[csz @cszabla]

my favorite binface policy is “reverse brexit by inviting other european countries to join the united kingdom”

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[dr ellie king @drellietheking]

*GSCE history exam in 2097:

Please describe the main causes of the rise of Prime Minister BinFace (12 marks)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Brittany Allen has landed an Emmy nomination for her performance in ‘THE PITT.’

She self-submitted herself for the Emmys after HBO chose not to submit her for consideration.

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[Lathrix @Lathrix]

To the people of Clacton.

Regardless of your opinion of Farage, you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now in the history of British politics.