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Virgo/she/her/Attempted Vet/

I work at a dildo store

[dev @LBrynthe]

Guys!!!! You can cure brainworms with a dog!!!!

[dev @LBrynthe]

Is a large breed puppy agp or hsts

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

That’s because riffing is an art and “speak a little Chinese for em Derek” is his Starry Night

[dev @LBrynthe]

@knifedog7 Lowkey pulling me into one cuz petra serves more cunt then me

[ethan @eth8n_02]

Ock needs to be mentioned more as a key meber of fat guy aura

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

I’m being so serious when I say this is the best scene in any superhero movie

[Fakko @FanAkko]

There's a real vibe of 2 weirdos playing dress up that I don't think many other Live Action superhero projects have captured in a hero villain rivalry

[dolo @doloyeung]

Met some dude who's gay and chinese and honestly got a little starstruck. I put him on facetime with my friend Kyle who's an even bigger cumtown fan than I am

[gabby @girllafraidd]

(Very normally) yeah man I just been listening to a lot of old cumtown episodes and rewatching the sopranos. Yeah no I’m good and I’ve been good for a while

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Robert Pattinson is truly one of the truly last interesting actors because look at how he has parlayed being in an adaption of a book for teen girls into his real passion: spiritually doing Cumtown bits on screen

[Syntheticus Humanitus 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @TheChaosWeeber]

“The poors found a cheap way to get around that’s not a car, we better ban it”

[GL @gldivittorio]

Trump will likely say something pretty racist about El-Sayed tomorrow, but at some point he will also kind of off handedly call him hot

[zee 🔜 tiff ‘26 @M0BILESUITZER0]

slowly but surely we’re adjusting and returning to a correct timeline where the only big budget superhero media is spider-man and batman

[vozer 🎀 @vozercozer]

you know i was about to say that was a ridiculous claim and bring up pit bull crime statistics, and then i realized the point he was making

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

One of the funniest to ever live stuck in the body of a piece of shit fascist

[Luigi’s Sidekick @LuigiSidekick]

I like that one Splatoon Raiders song where a bit of it sounds like the ice cream truck is outside my house

[LovinglyNormal @LovinglyNormal]

It doesn't help I was prescribed such a low dose and I never questioned it
(endos try to not low dose you challenge (impossible))