𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆

ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ

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ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴅ - ᴅᴇʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇs - ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛɪғɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴍᴜᴛᴇᴅ - ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅs

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

I keep myself busy, so my schedule leaves very little time for idle chatter or meaningless pleasantries. Keep it brief, you're better off not staying around me for too long, nothing good can come of it.

If you have an emergency, fill out the form or talk to Ezra first. Please.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

/ The rest of the creatures arrived today.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@a_simple_paps / I understand.

[timepiece ⏰🎀 (5/5) @OROLOGICREMSI]

@REDGXZE well butter my ass. im a larper i havent read leviathan.....

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@kashimo_glazer / Get to it.

https://t.co/9GgUeybITP

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

https://t.co/UUsJgPvPQk - Leviathan

https://t.co/4KWLT5AbMh - Distortion Detective

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

Wonderlab isn't real.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

https://t.co/UUsJgPvPQk - Leviathan

https://t.co/4KWLT5AbMh - Distortion Detective

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@TEMP0ROSSO ㅤ⠀

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@OROLOGICREMSI // Guess you just hate Moses and Vergilius then, that's okay, I knew you were just a Fake Old People Fan.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

"Well, some more than others - we're kindred spirits in that way, being so intimately familiar with near-death experiences."

"What I suppose I'm trying to say is that I'd rather not burden someone who may love me with my tendency to shake hands with the Devil."

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ── lament , ᅠ 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 . 🌹 @TEMP0ROSSO]

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ᅠᅠ< . . . Don't say that. That's a little too harsh on yourself. I mean, aren't we all one foot to our graves? The City's pretty dangerous. >

ᅠᅠ< Guess I'd understand not wanting any of that just because you don't want it, but . . . that's a bit much. >
ᅠ

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@DETECTEZZ As I have learned over the past few days, you can often miss romantic interest despite it being right in front of you.

Like I said, not my forte, exactly. Perhaps Vespa has someone; he's a polite enough boy when you're on his good side.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

Mm. So I've heard. Aeng-du is apparently quite into that little Middle runt.

A second one, however...

Ah. It must be Vespa. I should've known.

You'd think I'd be quicker on the uptake, but I seem to perform better with tasks that have lethal consequences.

[EZRA @DETECTEZZ]

I think there’s like… 2 actually.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

"...Dante, I'm ancient; no one wants me - no one 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙. Not only that, but I simply don't have the time to entertain these imaginary suitors."

Moses still pocketed the bracelet.

"Best leave the romance to those who don't already have one foot in the grave."

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ── lament , ᅠ 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 . 🌹 @TEMP0ROSSO]

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ᅠᅠ< Very. I thought you were popular with the ladies yourself. Or . . . I dunno, at least took advantage of that? >

ᅠᅠ< . . . That was meant for you, by the way. >
ᅠ

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

After a moment, Moses reached over and took the bracelet.

"As it turns out, I may know one after all. I'm, apparently, quite hopeless when it comes to this sort of thing - you may be surprised to hear."

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ── lament , ᅠ 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 . 🌹 @TEMP0ROSSO]

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ᅠᅠ( One quick glance, then back to her. )

ᅠᅠ< I thought I did. >
ᅠ

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

I'm perfectly fine...

Oh, I see. My apologies, I didn't realise. I thought you and Kira were just good friends.

Apparently, my powers of deduction aren't very in tune when it comes to young love. Congratulations. I expect an invite to the wedding.

[ＡＥＮＧ－ＤＵ @AENGDUSALSU]

…a-are you feeling alright miss moses? Do you have amnesia?

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

Quick glance down at the bracelet.

"You do?"

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ── lament , ᅠ 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 . 🌹 @TEMP0ROSSO]

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ᅠᅠ( Holding out a lesbian bracelet they were about to give. )

ᅠᅠ< You don't? >
ᅠ

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

Don't think I personally know any lesbians, certainly none within the LCD at least. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy your day.

...Did I say something funny?

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

@AENGDUSALSU // Nothing wrong with getting help, the boss quite literally feels like it punishes you for just going through the fight normally. You can do everything right and still take a ton of damage because it's so overtuned.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

// Finished. I could certainly do without looking at an Unbreakable Coin and/or the P3 2nd boss again. But hooooly shit, what an ending!!!

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

Mm. I wonder how our colleagues in the LCB are getting on.

...What's that?

......To shreds, you say? Tsk, tsk.

[𝑀𝑂𝑆𝐸𝑆 @LCD_OSIRT]

// My one singular contribution to PMTWT was coming up with the ship name Clockwise.