Ravi, the Clerk.

Clerk. Nothing more, nothing less. (PARODY ACCOUNT not affiliated with Project Moon.)

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

Anyone good with swords, I need training for sword hands.

I only know how to punch people really hard not slash them I’m sorry I don’t got rupture count.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

Well what did you expect from giving a guy with little to no combat training with swords a suit that swords.

[Assistant Researcher Of The LCE: Marton @AttunedAssistnt]

I dont hate YOU ravi just never cook a kit up again

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@ProxyOfTheIndex Something something rupture count

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

They’re throwing rocks at me and calling me a bum.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@publato I just got hit with a brick.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

Just say you hate me man.

[Assistant Researcher Of The LCE: Marton @AttunedAssistnt]

"Hes doing his best" CAN HE DO BETTER?????

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

Fuck you man, I’m trying my best.

[Assistant Researcher Of The LCE: Marton @AttunedAssistnt]

DO NOT EXTRACT THAT MANAGER I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK OUR CLERKS ARE DOING

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@Absolberts251

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@BackstreetBloke Two things. First of all, yes, the LCE doesn’t pay much at all. And two, I lost a bet.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

I knew that I’d lose the bet one day, but I never expected it to be this soon.

[ᴸᵒᵇᵒᵗᵒᵐʸ ᴱ.ᴳ.ᴼ::ᴶᵘˢᵗⁱᵗⁱᵃ 【ᴸᶜᴱ ᴬˡᵗᵉʳᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ】Esther @ProxyOfTheIndex]

@LCERav20 Aha, aha. Tell me how it went if it happens.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@BackstreetBloke …what? what’re you smiling at?

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@Hohenheim010105 Right away…master.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@alicelookinglas Dude, I'm getting paid at all.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@alicelookinglas I’m just the waiter, not my fault if the food comes out late.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@daiyu176153671 I do have that shit on though

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@ProxyOfTheIndex Back when I lived in the backstreets, I had an ongoing sort of rivalry with the entire butler fixers associations which included the ones that work in those cafés.

Every time I go to one, I have to beat them in a tabletop game. If I win, I get a weapon. I lose, I have to help.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@alicelookinglas C-coming right up…

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@ProxyOfTheIndex Look man, it’s a matter of life or death to me.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

The LCE’s delegated me to lead the clerks (and Sora and Kira) to a morale boost trip. We’re going to FixerCon as per suggestion based voting.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@ProxyOfTheIndex If and I say IF Sora and Kira drag me to one of those Maid Fixer Cafés, just notify that I’ll be MIA for a few hours.

[Ravi, the Clerk. @LCERav20]

@ProxyOfTheIndex Huh? Oh yeah, the clerks…yeah. I think I can handle them yeah.