Linc🤓

i don’t care if I go blind, i don’t need to see the price tag anyways.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

it probably feels good as fuck to be bald on a windy day

[$ @jxtsummer]

may we never fumble what we prayed for

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @polkadtts]

i love music so much i wish i was a song

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days

[47 @youshouldfw47]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[222 @yuckgal]

i love human connection but u guys are so evil damn

[grace @graceswag]

why does my dentist need to know if i’m sexually active

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

top 10 bowel movements at papa johns

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

your mom weighs two dave blunts

[toxic king @toxicking]

Shoot your shot bro, she might like ugly mfs, you never know

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

[Nitrous Warrior @Nitrous_Warrior]

Young Sheldon wigger piglet

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Our moms were right. You really do have to clean a little every day or your house gets dirty so fast

[Lil Woadie @iHateYeahTeriq]

If you low on cash. Go to the sexual predator neighborhood list and break in they house, they not allowed to own firearms.

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Gay minion who prefers the fragrant subtlety of the asian pear to its peers garish banana

[Lustani @lustcntrl]

Everytime a nigga die I always think about how he not gonna get to play GTA 6 smh

[rei @yuuhengs]

did they jiggle when u fell from heaven

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

who decided a piano player should be called a Penis

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler