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[James @LCMSLutheran]

Seriously though, Mars is cool and all but we already know that earth won’t be destroyed until the end of all things: “While the earth remains, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, pday and night, shall not cease.”

[James @LCMSLutheran]

#Elon’s hope is in Mars. My hope is in the #costco opening nearby. Let the games begin.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Our usb charging block has disappeared again. #LabelsForLutherans

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@flcnhvy Words are what we have. They are largely how we understand what we think, too.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Why is @Tesla wanting to install software from 2020 on my car? Give me my frickin FSD beta!

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@Liv_Boeree Too bad there’s no good drugs for pain.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@inputmag And he has laughed

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@TeslaAndBitcoin Not sure of the association. If I hadn’t spent $2000 on my wedding in ‘95 and had put it into Amazon…

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Still pondering how the Lord of the Rings trilogy could be so good but the Hobbit movies could be so execrable.

[Pope of Muskanity @RationalEtienne]

"I’m nauseatingly pro-American. I would have come here from any country. The U.S. is where great things are possible."

–Elon Musk

❤️ this quote. Happy 4th of July to all my American friends!🇺🇸

[James @LCMSLutheran]

My American dream is to have just one set of noisy fireworks to set off at 5AM in front of my neighbor’s house on the 5th. #AmericanDream

[James @LCMSLutheran]

My iPhone is going commando these days. Looks hot, feels refreshing.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@GMC Is it electric?

[James @LCMSLutheran]

When you have to give the other guy a head start just to stay in the race… https://t.co/ek5uiB8qac

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Every husband’s nightmare: “I really love pantsuits. They’re so comfortable and I don’t have to think about what to west for a top. #marriage

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Evolution is the 19th century version of spontaneous generation.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@elonmusk @RationalEtienne @tesla_raj There’s so much they do that is better that those of us who drive them forget!

[James @LCMSLutheran]

#applestore requires masks still. Quaint.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

@Tesla panoramic roof on a Model S. White interior, and some guy.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Still, it’s hard to think of any circumstance where @Apple employees would think a demand unreasonable. Not attending meetings? Poor work? Not working during business hours?

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Prediction: next year, @Apple employees will find it unreasonable they they must work to get paid.

[James @LCMSLutheran]

Well, maybe too late, that’s the argument for paid parental leave.