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Mom, Wife, Attorney, Orlando Magic Razmatazzaddict.

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This app is the cyber truck of social media platforms. I’m out. Best of luck, Space Karen.

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@MagicMarkee This is better: “Today is piss. Markee off. Right?” Akin to one of my preferred exit sentiments: “Today blows. Mccrystal out. Suck it.” ;)

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Husband and son had to take JetBlue home today. After being stuck on tarmac almost an hour before takeoff in Boston, they are, once again, stuck on tarmac in Orlando bc they have no gate. JetBlue blaming MCO. I call shenanigans. JetBlue - always the worst.

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Gotta say, the US commentator on the Gauff/Navarro is showing off some expert-level passive-aggressiveness towards Gauff. I guess that’s what happens when you get a current/former team member of a player to be commentator. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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So, after looking at stats for the actual seasons (instead of just playoff stats), I have done a complete 180 on KCP. It looks like he is the guy we have been begging for, for at least 2 years - a solid perimeter shooter, who is also a veteran. Now just re-sign our other guys :)

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@ltsDub @Court_Cousins Yup. It was just showing playoff stats.

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@SixthManShow Not according to the NBA

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@ballbybasey

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@the_magician321 @OrlandoMagic Sorry. I was quoting Dumb and Dumber while, evidently, also aging myself ;)

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So, Tyrese Maxey is available. Why am I not seeing any rumors about him coming to @OrlandoMagic? Doesn’t he make more sense than PG, Klay, or literally any other player available?

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@the_magician321 @OrlandoMagic So you’re saying there’s a chance? 😂

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@KaiZiegler6 @RogerDKlein @narosenblum Right? I’m like, “he’s going to be so sad when he finds out who writes these laws” 😂

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All of Giannis’s brothers made the NBA bc of Giannis but Bronny is where people wanna draw the line? LOL

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@schiwmming Okay! Thank you! I was like “am I going crazy or are the announcers saying the exact same thing as they were for semi-finals?” Logical conclusion: I guess we are both going crazy ;)

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The strike zone thus far in this UF game appears to be 6 x 6 inches

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I did not understand the appeal of asmr until I stumbled upon videos of cars getting satin-wrapped. That is my asmr.

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@MagicMarkee Wait, it’s still going on? 😉

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@magicsincemac @RainLadybugTwo 100%! Also, I may be a tad bit controlling.