Laura Thornton

Artistic Director. Producer. Agent. Director. Writer. Actor. PR & Social Media Consultant. Theatre Lover. she/they @whalesongprod @anchortalent

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

we underestimate people's emotional attachments to fictional characters.

the walking dead literally lost 2 million viewers after they killed off glenn. 💀

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

@realrileyhayes @jennylives @KelseyTuoc Then your friends are more than welcome to immigrate to America…oh wait…they won’t be welcome. You aren’t here. It’s a bold take to declare what’s popular or isn’t. There’s not a single benefit for us to be CONQUERED. Get fucked, dumbass.

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

@AxelPlasma @KelseyTuoc LIBERATED FROM WHAT you absolute turnip. Our free health care? Our schools where children aren’t murdered daily? Our lower taxes? Our government that’s ACTUALLY democratic? Stop drinking the fucking koolaid, and touch some grass. I hope you have the day you voted for. Dickhead.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Damn, that’s a good tweet..🤌

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

@Jnet_margarita @tomhanks And you’re too fucking stupid to know he hates you. So not sure what your point is, you ignoramus.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

True story

[Donald Frump @torontobaddy]

Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

I’m starting to feel like I’ve dealt with a higher % of banking bullshit this year than normal. Once again with an empty personal account because suddenly my business account is frozen. Again. So I can’t pay anyone, including myself.

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

And a particular fuck you to the bus driver who saw me coming, closed the doors in my face while making direct eye contact, and then splashed me as they pulled away.

Fun.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

*taps mic*

Biden pardoned his son because—for the first time ever—the incoming administration is staffing the DOJ and FBI with people who would literally fabricate evidence of crimes or conspire with foreign governments to ‘find’ evidence of a ‘crime’ with ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

Jfc. The children. WHO WILL TEACH THE CHILDREN.

[rayen @rayon_film]

open the schools cause that’s a joni mitchell cover

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

The richest man in the world has announced plans to eliminate the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

Hey Maga, not everything about the government is terrible or a conspiracy. There are reasons why things like this had to be put in place.

I love being ripped off. This is going to be fantastic.

For maga ppl that claim to hate high prices and corruption you sure as fuck could have fooled me.

[Green Party of Canada @CanadianGreens]

It shouldn’t be cheaper to fly overseas to see Taylor Swift than attend her concert an hour away! Petition e-5243, supported by MP @morricemike, calls on Canada to adopt fairer ticketing rules, so fans can enjoy live music without overpriced tickets.
https://t.co/o9K3GoY3zt

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

Why are you surprised that child poverty has risen? LOOK AROUND. Did you think the huge increase in unhoused people didn’t include CHILDREN?!! We are on the precipice of disaster and you’re giving us reports on things that are obvious if you actually live in the real world ffs

[The Chronicle Herald @chronicleherald]

A new report card shows child poverty is getting worse in Nova Scotia.
"We were very surprised at the dramatic increase in child poverty rates in the last two years that we have data for."
https://t.co/BTlLRCE82x

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

@Lesdoggg @CoryBooker You can’t catch autism.

[Laura Thornton @LCThornton]

This was his last day on earth, one year ago today. He’d spent the last 16 hours in Emergency, begging for help only to be discharged with a list of phone #s. He slept all day, we had our last phone call around 8pm, & then he killed himself. Our system failed him.

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Reparations for White people lmaoooo he played in yall Black and Brown faces for a vote lmaoooo

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows