Lord Jaune Chewson the Third

I, Lord Jaune Chewson the Third of the Swifton Chewsons, knows the way to moneeyy, Mmmm. Proud citizen of the United Regions of Kwiccansylvania and capitalist!!

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

So President Christopher Winnfield Vega and Vice President Elron Mumps were reelected for a third term. And Mumps launched new "Freedom Dollars"

On the one hand "money" on the other hand, I don't really trust Vega or Mumps with the Kwiccansylvanian economy. 😳

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

😳 Hard month for Tesla I see. What did President Musk do?

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

@Tronnyverse But no one lives in the Gulf, right? 😳 That would be like if Trump renamed New York City, Gotham City... Or California, San Andreas... Or Texas, New Austin... There's no way Trump can actually do that, right?

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

Who does one need to talk to to get President Trump to rename New Mexico to the State of New America or Little America? 🤔 Should we ask Elon? #GulfOfAmerica

[Tyler Tronny 👻 @Tronnyverse]

Did Trump make Google Maps rename New Mexico New America or something? 😳 First the Gulf of Mexico, next the state? 😱

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

President Vega did WHAT?! 😳

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

Like, if I knew I could have bought the presidency to get into the Doge House I would have, but I've been busy building even taller walls around my trillion-dollar mansion made with reinforced LEGO blocks forged from Mythril. 😔😳 The Moon is calling me, lads. I must build higher

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

So President Christopher Winnfield Vega and Vice President Elron Mumps were reelected for a third term. And Mumps launched new "Freedom Dollars"

On the one hand "money" on the other hand, I don't really trust Vega or Mumps with the Kwiccansylvanian economy. 😳

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

@comrade_lil 😌 No worries, friend. 😈 That giant cheese ball in the night sky will be mine~

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

I really question the intelligence of certain "business savvy" people sometimes. I'm a big fan of money, but throwing it in a fire like that doesn't make sense. Is it a flex? You have so much money you can burn it? 😳 Why would you do that?

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

@elonmusk Children = Stonks? I don't get it. 🤔

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

🤨 This rebranding of Twitter was definitely a brain-fart child fueled by copium amounts of drugs... This is not how to make money... Are you serious?
https://t.co/L7XevuQzLY

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Twitter is now calling tweets 'posts'

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

💀 Omega Ω was right there, but you invested in the most over-saturated and overused letter on the internet? Good news for the xbros, their stocks are gonna rise tonight.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If a good enough X logo is posted tonight, we’ll make go live worldwide tomorrow

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

How's the market going... Oh 💀 I see...

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

@Tronnyverse @Samthemanmanmen 😶 Oh wow... Hollywood is so over 😏

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

>Close Netflix's DVD business
>Doesn't want to expand into theater business
>Doesn't want to change its "release every episode on the same day" formula, which hurts Netflix's hype and forces them to focus on quantity instead of quality...

>Makes audience pay for every mistake

[Tyler Tronny 👻 @Tronnyverse]

Netflix clearly failed business class 💀... What is this?

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

I bet the people working at MAX saw this tweet and thought the idea was just breathtaking 😌

And now the stonks drop 6% 😶 Guys! The goal is making money, not losing it!

[Breathtaking @Samthemanmanmen]

Wtf you gonna do?
Just call it Max?
Welcome to Max! We take away all your favourite animated stuff and shit on you for still sticking with us!

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

Why are my stonks for Wizards of the Coast down? What the heck did they do to my money?! 😱

[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

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[Lord Jaune Chewson the Third @LChewson]

@comrade_lil 💀 I'm making more money from the toilet paper stocks than the stocks that shall not be named...