Lauren Cook

Laughs in the face of grammar. Has mediocre circulation.

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

@AlisonRosen Yes, to two different places. Both good so far.

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

I came back to twitter after years away to tell you that. 👇🏼

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

You haven’t cried until you’ve cried on a mini trampoline.

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

@emilyvgordon I LOVE YOU. (The 85 year old finally checked Twitter.)

[kurt braunohler @kurtbraunohler]

My wife is a sexy detective @LChoochTrain

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

@sheardbeard @kurtbraunohler YOU ARE THE BEST HUMAN

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the legislators going out on dinner dates with Exxon lobbyists so they can say a Green New Deal is too expensive 👍🏽

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

Almost seems racist? https://t.co/qWee4I8e1w

[𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 @dianaaso_]

i just found out plan b is $7 at costco no membership soooo RT to save a life

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

I ❤️ YOU

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

Here is the entrance of Officer Goodman, serving as the acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, being announced to the Inauguration in that new role.
What a remarkable 14 days.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Just a reminder that this all started because a black man won the presidency.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Annnnnnnnnnnd @RickSantorum keeps carrying Trump's fetid water even now. OF COOOOOOOURSE! In the middle of a violent coup, you would think you could let party politics go, but nope you are pouring the bucket over your head. Still awash in Santorum.

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

“YOU’RE VERY SPECIAL” - Donal Trump talking to rioters attempting one of the most disgraceful acts of violence our democracy has ever seen.

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

Remember when they tear gassed the church so @realDonaldTrump could take a picture?

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

.@Twitter you’ve suspended so many accounts of people I know, WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING @realDonaldTrump to incite a violent coup?

[Lauren Cook @LChoochTrain]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[kurt braunohler @kurtbraunohler]

I’ve never seen the point of sun roofs. Just never liked em. But our new car happens to have one. But then when my wife was hanging out of our sun roof screaming WE WON as we drove through town yesterday, I kinda came around to em. Just letting u know: I’m a sun roof guy now.