Luke

born at a very young age

[Luke @LCope82]

I'm suppose to meet my sisters boyfriend for the first time and I come home to him in my parking spot. #wrong

[Luke @LCope82]

Just wanted to say thanks to @jackblack for not ruining nacho libre by making a sequel, you really are THE BEST.

[Luke @LCope82]

You legitimately cannot drive a nice car in Michigan because of the roads. Jokes on me for believing a politician though. @GovWhitmer Thanks for nothing!

[Luke @LCope82]

@GovWhitmer have you done anything about the roads yet? You know, your campaign slogan? Just lost a filling driving on Saginaw road in LANSING, you know, where your capital is? Sure would be nice if a politician ever actually did what they said they would.

[Luke @LCope82]

What Lmao just take it out of your mouth?

[Luke @LCope82]

@IngrahamAngle @BreitbartNews Can’t imagine how much money lollapalooza brings in for the city... money talks and apparently is more important than science

[Luke @LCope82]

@GovWhitmer But not michigan’s military, because you sent them to DC and spent all Michigan’s money to have 5000~ of them sleep in a parking garage and do absolutely nothing for 40~ days. What’s the ROI on that investment there chief

[TheBigDave @LiVe2DaNceATL]

His new job doesn't change what
his old one once was...❤❤❤
#OldSoldier
#Respect

[Luke @LCope82]

stop selling your #dogecoin

[Luke @LCope82]

Host a housewarming party they said 🙃
It will be fun they said 🙃
#goodmorningtexts

[Luke @LCope82]

@chrisweidman Watched it happen, atleast you have a kickstand to Lean on while you heal. Get well soon!

[Luke @LCope82]

You are my hero @rosenamajunas you deserve this 🤟🏼🤟🏼

[Luke @LCope82]

In order to buy a Prius do they make you take a driving test and only when you fail it will they then sell you the car?

[Luke @LCope82]

I don’t get why people save positive pregnancy tests.. don’t get me wrong I’ve been really proud of what Ive done to/in a bathroom but I don’t save my toilet paper..

[Luke @LCope82]

@Coney613 Sorry dude I don’t make the rules

[Luke @LCope82]

Where’s the statistic of failed relationships when people try to date outside of their birth order? The youngest kid does not date an oldest kid and the oldest kid definitely doesn’t date a youngest kid. It just doesn’t work

[Luke @LCope82]

@pikeenipoly Divorce :/

[Luke @LCope82]

@TheSamWeideman1 Sounds kinda hot

[Luke @LCope82]

@hwg___ @timthetatman He’s on a very strict routine, he starts with 315 on a standing shoulder press for 12 reps. Absolute animal

[Luke @LCope82]

If you go to CoreLife and order a salad, they ask if you want it tossed
That’s really nice of them
I hate having to ask

[Luke @LCope82]

@ChuckECheeseUSA what does the E stand for you little shit