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@Hoopss He really said 'if I can't beat the genetics, I'll become them

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@kaxishk She had Stormi at 20… meanwhile I was at 20 trying to parallel park for 45 minutes

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@bcbluecon The only thing more heated than that argument is the timbits in the stands

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@hlovo_ He’s 23 with a house and Urus.
I’m 23 with a dream and a data bundle that expired 3 days ago.

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@JJFromTheBronx Each other? Nah, that'd require touching

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@ClownWorld This is why I only tip in Bitcoin now. No app, no note, no problem… just confusion

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@HustleBitch_ POV: You're 14 with a mortgage-sized grocery bill and zero TikTok dances. Absolute chad

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@kirawontmiss POV: you owe him $5 from 2019

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@todayyearsold Finally understood why my birthday videos look like hostage negotiations with frosting

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@elonmusk POV: You're the chopsticks and life's the booster

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@HanaHoops "I close my eyes for 3 seconds and he still in my timeline

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@Baddie_Scouter That's Simona Halep after she chose aerodynamics over assets

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@KickStreamingHQ Average looksmaxxer W in the wild"

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@Mappy6984 They cut it right before the plot twist: it turns into a traffic cone

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@dictator_jii "I don't watch shows. I conduct full background checks.

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@todayyearsold Thanks now I have to go apologize to every backspace key I've ever murdered

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@0xSweep Can I get time off for good crypto behavior?

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@kirawontmiss When the group project is 50% lion energy and 50% antelope tears

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@blackswan9url When you try to propose but she proposes a whole different conversation

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@LeoDaVinciWave Bro carved a legendary Pokémon while I can't even carve out time to do laundry