Long Dong Johnson

Long Dong J.

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

Friends is the worst show of all time

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@NFL non biased. This is fucking horseshit. Ruined

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@NFL fuck you

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@MaryKayCabot Were we watching the same fucking game?

[core @corecoreonsol]

You don’t build strength in solitude. You survive long enough to recognize it

focus core

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@TonyGrossi Cleveland fucking hates you, you old fuck

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@NHL_On_TNT who the fuck cares about Taylor swift

[Chase Yourdreams Jr @lentil_man]

I’m Philadelphia sober (I only drink beer wine and twisted teas, smoke weed, do mushrooms and acid, and rail lines of adderall)

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@BarstoolBigCat That’s Mitch Doraty

[John Summit @johnsummit]

im drunk and im high and im in ohio

[Michael @KenBoon_79]

Actually thinking about it, Hockey looks pretty good
#LetsGoOilers

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

First girl cleareddd

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@JoseCanseco @PFTCommenter He would fuck you up

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Guy is a fuckin alien

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@jthuerta17 @Buccigross Bud are u watching this fuckin game. McKinnon deserves a fuckin blowy after this performance

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@palisadesops Y’all pussies won’t be open until next Wednesday

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@lentil_man Can you please provide detailed review of product. I was thinking of our haas if I’m the future for the sports I am doing

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@theblockspot Just give up on that hairline

[Long Dong Johnson @LDJohnson69420]

@hen_ease Great job hank

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Why I'm interviewing Vladimir Putin.