Luke Marriott

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

Where's the salad? Where's the salad? There's the salad, now leave me alone!

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

Barca willing to bid 70 mill for Gordon when they’ve got no money but querying paying out 26 mill for Rashford….absolute crooks

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@afcbournemouth @EuropaLeague Well deserved. The cherries have had an unbelievable season, particularly considering the players they have lost 👏🏻👏🏻

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@markklfc Shock, Merson having a dig at a United player. Boring fucker

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@DanisMCFC Woltemade literally got a jab to the face and yet they’ll post this as a team that received no reds or penalties against….😂😂

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@footballontnt Embarrassing fan base

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

Disciplined or lucky…🤔

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

A disciplined campaign from the champions 👏

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@FabrizioRomano Even more amazing when you see some of the things that should have been given…

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@WelBeast Why don’t you just enjoy winning your first title in 22 years rather than crying about Rice (undeservingly) not getting player of the year. Absolute mug.

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

If you don’t think that Bruno Fernandes is the best footballer in the Premier League, you genuinely have no idea. The man is a genius #bruno

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

If this is a genuine quote, I love it!

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:

🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”

🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?

This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.

Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

Undeniable! What a footballer this guy is!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@SebbbMUFC @markgoldbridge Absolutely Seb!

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@terryflewers Exactly Terry. Would have take a point before the game considering the CB situation. 10 points clear of 6th with 5 to play is the most important statistic

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@StevenDonovan02 Elliot Anderson would be the perfect foil for Mainoo. Just feel like we’ll be priced out of it by City lobbing stupid money at him

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@survivor_cod @Mike87_United Don’t think he’s going to have to work wonders if we add 3 or 4 quality players in the right positions and get rid of the dead weight…Ugarte etc.

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@Saeedjama7 @RisingStarXI Fantastic player. £1 million for a player that could save the club millions in the transfer market

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@Presh24rq @joelbeya Love it!!

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@utdHarryy My thoughts exactly Harry. 1 million percent would have taken a draw tonight. Champions League football, proven manger like Nagelsmann and significant recruitment in the near future

[Luke Marriott @LDM107]

@Blue_Footy You guys are so poor though? You’ve literally gone from title challengers to potentially not qualifying for the Champions league in 2 months.