Let'sDrownOut Quotes

Little slices of fried gold from everyone's favorite podcast/Let's Play series. Art by @ribomuhart.

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G: "I just got through the entire game calling him Cunt Cuntson."

Normality 1/4

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Cunt Cuntson
Finland, Church Census and Pre-Confirmation Books, 1657-1915

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G: "See now you've got a shot!"
Y: "Except there's 2 burly men between me and her."
G: "Yeah this exact scene has played out in real life so many times."

Sims 3

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HOW MANY ROCK BOTTOMS DO WE NEED MORTON

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G: "I want Trump to be elected because I want America to hit rock bottom."

Dark Souls II Ep 9

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Y:"C'mon let's remember your shame."
G: "I'm not trying to REMEMBER the shame, I''m trying to adequately sort the shame."
Y: "Is this gonna be the Jizz in the Handbag story again?"
G: "Nahh I'm not embarrassed about that, that wasn't my fault."

Ghostship Aftermath

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Y: "How many times are we gonna have to beat down Eddie Guerrero??"

WWF No Mercy

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"G: I have my weird, anal video game corners that I'm not adding to."
Y: "I think we all have our weird anal corners. At least that's what my last prison bunkmate found out."
G: "Huh! Your ass has corners."

Minecraft

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Y: "Last week I had an idea to add more parameters to this format."
G: "Sweet delicious parameters."

Condemned: Criminal Origins

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G: "Yahtzee: pay attention to him or he'll kill a woman."

Just Cause 2

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G: "You either need to get the gay out of your system, or more into your system."
[later]
Y: "That monster must be very bitter because he cannot masturbate...I went straight there again."

Dink Smallwood 2/2

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Y: "Jesus FUCK, those are some abs!"
G: "Yeah there's so many abs, they're out the back."

Ark

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G: " I donated platelets again today, gimme some slack."
Y: "Ugh it's always blood or booty calls with you."
G: "Blood or Booty Calls: The Gabriel Morton Story."

Alien 3

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Y: "Monique Parent? Isn't she a softcore porn actress? ...Don't ask me how I know that."
G: "Okay."
G: "...I lied, how do you know that"

Phantasmagoria 2

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[Gabriel Morton sounds]

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Y: "And now you're shooting confetti out of your face??"
G: "Mhm."
Y: "... New York's pretty fucked innit."
G: "Dude, Future New York is ALWAYS fucked."

Manhunter 1/2

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G: "Murder means progress."

Quake 2

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G: "Oh no! The science, it's escaping!"

Half Life (ep1)

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G: "Suck whatever genitals you find least appealing."

FTL

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@InnerDelicious they were unfortunately crushed into Gabe's yearning chest 🫤

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Eye of Argon 🧌