“ I'm not a scammer. I just wanted to get your attention before showing you the glasses... ”
The merchant took off his backpack and pulled a new pair of glasses out of it.
〝 ... i can't really argue with the fact that my glasses *are kind of fucked up... but... if you're actually trying to trade a pair of glasses with me、then shouldn't i be allowed to get to see them first﹖ just telling me that ━
I present my OFF AU: SugarRot!
#offgame#offau
Essentially, a rotted Elsen body had been found and was thrown into the furnace which made a giant bad batch.
(Continuation in comments :D )
(also I have massive art block right now so have my old Batter&Zacharie designs for the AU)
“ I’ll be honest, your glasses are broken. I’m surprised they’re still in one piece... But you’re lucky, my 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘰! I have a new pair of glasses in my backpack that I can give you. Of course, you'll have to pay me for them. I realize you don't have much money ➦
〝 um... 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦﹖ i mean... what exactly do you feel like is wrong with my current ones﹖ 〞⠀spoken like they weren't misaligned、crooked、and spider - webbed.
“ Por supuesto, es mi trabajo. ”
Con un movimiento de cabeza señala la mochila que lleva a sus espaldas.
“ Y posiblemente tenga más que solo munición, tengo todo lo que puedan necesitar mis clientes. ”
/ the only reason ppl think rp is “dying” is because it’s gotten super cliquey and nobody wants to actually interact with anyone that isn’t in their circle anymore. I promise you there are those of us who get excited to write and who honestly get excited from 1 new reply