𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢

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[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

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[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

@OfHerDilemma WHA—

[まりお/mario @mario_drawing]

「大きくなったらおまえはコイツになるんだ！かっこいいだろ！」
“When you grow up,you will become this! It’s cool,right buddy?”

😭😭😭

#グズマ #コソクムシ
#guzma #wimpod #ポケモン

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

"Race you there❕️" Guzma barks before bolting off to the direction of the beach.

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

@eyeofthedeviI Taking his glasses back he shuffles them back into his hair, teasing a few curls for the perfect look.

"We been buddies, bro. I be chill wit' someone who knows how to beat down an' keep em down.

We jus' besties now ❕️"

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

A flashy grin.

"You read my MIND❕️ I think they gots the lil' drink truck by the beach today to hit up for one."

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

Pods gotta new house⁉️ You gonna keep yackin' or am I gonna see it❔️

I'll even bring my boi over and it'll be a whole welcome party❗️

[‎꧁ 𝐻𝑖𝑛𝑎 ‎꧂ @congenialchaos]

MAN!! I’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU!!

I tell ya!! We’re one step closer!! Pod’s having a /time/ in his new den and everything !!!! Eheheh~ !

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

[He is caught. Looking up at Wren he gives up lilipup energy.]

I almost ate shit, yo❕️ T-thanks. My bois be a lil thick in the head and thought baggy meant THICC.

Ain't never leavin' them to do my shoppin' again, man.

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

Oh!!

[They lean forward and catch him, a bit clumsily but they manage!]

You alright?

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

Makin' dough and pissin' in Nanu's cheerios— the usual.

Got bus signs ta dig up now that them lame ass tourist will be poppin' up like a herd of mankey.

[·˚ ༘ ᵀʰᵉ / 𝐏𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗋 . @TrainerInTime]

Ehh , not much . Just been explorin' , seeing what there is to see .

And yer'self .ᐣ

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

Then you's need to be lookin' at your skincare routine because I be FLAWLESS 'round the clock❕️

[⋆༺𓆩𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𓆪༻⋆ @PR3TTYSKULL]

Exactly. It’s called beauty rest and I need that ! I
ain’t good looking at 6 in the damn mornin !

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

"Don't be sipping that haterade this early in the mornin', Lu who.

I'm friendly to those who MATTER."

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

WRENNNNN ❕️🥰

[Comes runnin' and trips over his baggy ass pants]

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

Guzma!! ☺️

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

THERE'S THE LIL' POKEBEAN HERSELF❕️

[‎꧁ 𝐻𝑖𝑛𝑎 ‎꧂ @congenialchaos]

ITS THE BUG MAN!!! YO YO YO!!!

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

Gurl, I can't help you be snoozin' like a snorlax until NOON.

[⋆༺𓆩𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𓆪༻⋆ @PR3TTYSKULL]

Hollerin’ is our thing .
But hollerin’ when the sun is still rising like a god damn rooster ! Is not our thing .

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

'DAS IT❕️ WHAT'S GOOD BOZO❔️❕️

[·˚ ༘ ᵀʰᵉ / 𝐏𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗋 . @TrainerInTime]

. . .

GOOD MORNING .

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

AY❕️💢 I'M RIGHT HERE 🧍‍♂️

[ワタル ║𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐮 @ViridiansLegacy]

"The headache has started and it's name is Guzma— Good bloody morning, I guess."

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

LOUDER❕️

[·˚ ༘ ᵀʰᵉ / 𝐏𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗋 . @TrainerInTime]

Oh Arceus —

Good morning .

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

PLUM, PLEAZE❕️ Hollerin' with the oricorios is like our THING. A mornin' anthem❕️

[⋆༺𓆩𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𓆪༻⋆ @PR3TTYSKULL]

Since when is “screaming in the morning” a thing .
I don’t remember agreeing on that .

[𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢 @LEECH_LlFE]

GOOD MORNING ALOLA❕️ YA' FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HOODLUM IS AWAKE.

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

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