Star-Lord

"Eat elements, jerks!"

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by. Star-Lord."

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Nobody is taking that as a compliment!"

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝℝ𝕐𝕂ℙ𝕆ℙ @StayingFrost]

- You could.. take it as a compliment! Not everyone gets to have a style that’s uniquely theirs.

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"..."

"How the hell am I not going to take offense to that?"

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝℝ𝕐𝕂ℙ𝕆ℙ @StayingFrost]

- You look like a cabbage with that hair. No offense!

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"The what is a scam?"

"What are we talking about?"

[『 GALACTA 』 @GluttonOfWorlds]

❝The Promoter is a scam, by the way.❞

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Because I'm not showing that much for free."

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟 @RamBukenyaash]

“Why not go shirtless?”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"What the hell are you talking about? I look hot!"

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟 @RamBukenyaash]

“… Why are you posed like a DreamWorks super villain? You kinda look like a twink. I mean, look at the shirt.”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"You didn't tell me shit!"

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

“Told you”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Huh? Huuuh? Pretty sexy right?"

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"I was into it until she...Showed off her tentacles..."

"Look, I'm on open minded guy! ...But that was too much."

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"...Then...WE taught them a lesson! ...Don't look like a bad guy!"

[ＳＨＹ @ShyTheHero]

" Eh? But-! What if someone looks like a bad guy, yet is actually a good guy! What then? "

[𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋͟𝐈͟𝐌͟𝐁͟𝐎͟ . ᐟ @sovlsword]

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[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"...You know in my defence-"

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"No idea what the hell you're talking about."

"But I'd play some good music and dance, show her some moves."

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

“Oh what are you going to do? Play weeper on that yee ass mixtape and do the fucking stanky leg in front of her???”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"You wanna bet? I turn on the old Star-Lord charm and she'll be all over me."

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

🩸: “ah, ok. But still, you seriously don’t have a shot with her”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Dude...I'm bisexual...It doesn't matter to me..."

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

🩸: “………………………….what”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"That changes nothing for me."

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

🩸: “THATSAMAN-“

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Oh I think you know."

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟 @RamBukenyaash]

“What are you thinking?”

[Star-Lord @LEEEEEEGENDARY]

"Now hold on, let me just explain-"

[CARNAGE @CRIMS0NK1LLER]

🩸: “….. no, just….. no”