𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚.

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⠀⠀𝘈𝘮 𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺?
⠀⠀𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦?
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[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

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⠀⠀𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦...

⠀⠀𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥.
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[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@MeowcuryBlack They're ratfuckers because they steal food, you're a ratfucker because...

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

"Ratfucking refers to the pillaging of the most desirable part of Meal, Ready-to-Eat (MRE), and is common in the Atlesian military."

Hmm. I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Mhm. I'm just going to leave my sushi unattended, right here.

I sure hope no one touches it while I'm gone!

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Cats like sushi, right?

Maybe I'll set a pit trap.

[ᴄᴏᴄᴏ ᴀᴅᴇʟ @HalfSweetCoco]

ㅤㅤ

“Yeah it's like ecstacy,
When she's next to me.

Can't seem to get her out of my head,
And she knows it should be me in her bed."

~ ☕ COLLEGE!AU ☕ ~

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

Apple mouse on a winters day . Merry Christmouse everyone Hope you all have a Mousetastic time .

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@MeowcuryBlack Like a nasty fungus, apparently.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

🥰🥰🥴🥴😳😳🥵🥵❓️

In short: awooga.

[M.Black @MeowcuryBlack]

Seductive Thursday or whatever

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Who am I squeaking with? Oh, sorry. Don't mind me.

To 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 am I squeaking with?

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@MeowcuryBlack I thought you hated that nickname.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@MeowcuryBlack Not my best work.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@MeowcuryBlack What's up, pussygirl?

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

My favorite Pokémon is actually three mice in a trenchcoat.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Good morning, ratfucker! The mouse says hello!

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Suspicious. 🐁

[M.Black @MeowcuryBlack]

[ clearing throat ]

I said I wouldn’t mind a Mouseboy in my bed.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Oh, I know you wouldn't. It's just funnier this way.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Yeah, yeah. Like I'd believe that.

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

@BldySalsa_maker It's for your own safety!

[𝙀𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙚. @LEGERlTY]

Get out of here, little guy! Don't let her catch you!