𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER

BLOOD FROM AN EMPTY POCKET. ( rp )

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

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⠀⠀ I GOT A GUN FOR A MOUTH
⠀⠀ AND A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

https://t.co/Znf4hp4XyE

[turbomander @turbomander]

D&D two sentence horror:

after days in the dungeon, I was so happy to finally see a bathroom.

toilet mimic.

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed

[🥚ࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨ @cubist_castle]

I know it Tung Tung Tung Sahurts a lot for you right now, but don't worry, I'm Tung Tung Tung Sahere for you.

[Emily @writerofscratch]

十土

[NikaS04 @SonnengottNika]

Hab mir jetzt auch endlich nen Airfryer gekauft 😐

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

“be a lawyer” they all said. easy for you to say when your family doesn’t get involved in white collar crimes or terrorism.

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

well. depends on what *you believe it to be.

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

….hell is real..?

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

how i look at my roommate’s cat willem

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn't know anything about the world

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

my stupid chud niece

[Alex. @squirrelypatz]

My friend with ocd is fiddling with a browser extension so that whenever they look up something triggering as a compulsion it just redirects to this instead

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

hell has a bunch of good lawyers because that’s where we originate from and that’s also where we’ll end up in.

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

you definitely got a face that’s well loved.

sorry about your pops, though.

[• ‍ ‍𝓹𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 ‍𝐁𝐎𝐘 ‍‍𝖆𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗎𝖾 ‍.ᐟ ‍ ‍ @FUCKINDETECTIVE]

My parents loved eachother, they took their vows very seriously and it never wavered after everything that happened to my father. They were eachother’s first partner and last.

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

/ man’s 6’9” so this is probably how he looks like in a room

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

/ wanting for reed to be alive in the 1900s but him being ACTUALLY 27 compared to his 400 year old brothers is also funny

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

/ he still dresses like hes in the 30s tho. happens when rowan and ronin raised him

[Boy Sim @boysim]

holy shit I just tried to get a massage in Japan and she got naked and brought lube bitch I got up so quickly “I gay! Me, GAY!!!” She laughed in my face oh my god

[𐂂 reed. / THE DEFENDER @LEGISINFERNUM]

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can i come over and stare at you like this
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