Ayush Jha

Hi, I am 14 years old studying in 10th standard. Sports is my passion and i just luv LIONEL MESSI I M CRAZY ABOUT HIM.

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A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. ...: A new manager spends a week http://url4.eu/7DYBZ

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A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...: A hole has appeared in the ladies http://url4.eu/7DYBa

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Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.: Artificial Intelligence stands no chance http://url4.eu/7DXKa

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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and ...: Dick Cheney walks into the Oval http://url4.eu/7DWXE

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?So men can remember them. http://url4.eu/7DWXD

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Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We ...: Yo momma is so fat, http://url4.eu/7DVaN

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The ...: A blonde, a redhead, and a http://url4.eu/7DUjw

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Always give 100 % at work: ...: Always give 100 % at work:12 % Monday.23 % Tuesday.40 % Wednesday.20 % Thursday.5 http://url4.eu/7DTpp

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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.: There are no disabled people. Only people http://url4.eu/7DTpo

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Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. This widow had a grown ...: Many years ago when I was 23, http://url4.eu/7DSx5

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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?: How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?He starts http://url4.eu/7DS1R

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Mother: "How was math today?: Mother: "How was math today?"Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a http://url4.eu/7DR7z

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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. ...: A wealthy man was having an affair http://url4.eu/7DQJj

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?: What's invisible and smells like carrots?Bunny farts! http://url4.eu/7DQJk

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Have you heard the joke about the skunk?: Have you heard the joke about the skunk?Never mind. It stinks! http://url4.eu/7DOHd

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?10. http://url4.eu/7DOHc

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My mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he ...: My mother-in-law is a big http://url4.eu/7DNEj

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A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. ...: A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the http://url4.eu/7DNEi

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How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?: How many social workers does it take to change a http://url4.eu/7DLDf

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After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette ...: After a long night of http://url4.eu/7DK8e