vince

I was born at a very young age. Captive Prince lover. 26. he/him. Dyke guy.

[vince @LESBIANSBL]

Letting y’all know I’m okay! I’m just not on twitter bc it’s very toxic 🙇🏻

[да ладно @todoga_k]

....... 🥺

[shane’s bussy😼 @shanesbussy]

shane: okay so im going to rent out the rink, youre gonna wear your old boston jersey and ill wear my montreal one. we will go to a face off and then youll tackle and and fuck me center ice

ilya (barely awake): wha ..?

[𓊆ྀི󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠 fifi𓊇ྀི @huddyfebruary13]

i just realised shane’s birthday coincides with mother’s day…hm #mpreg

[rose 🥀 @bewildered_bi]

shane: ok so im a virgin

ilya: no you aren’t?

shane: exactly so you should inspect me to check

[vince🫧GO CANES!!! @vincemoenty]

shane: ok so I'm unhappily married to a shit husband & you're the frat boy who spots me at the bar & buys me a drink & I play hard to get but you keep pushing until you convince me to go to the bathroom-

ilya: ah so I'm dick therapy

Scott Hunter: can we not do this at my bar

[rat 👣 @viciousratlol]

ilya: so you're a boston fan and—
shane: no

[kinssss @fullofwhimsssy]

Ilya: ok so you’re going to be dressed in pajamas, glasses on, reading and snuggled up while I’m gagged with a vibrating cock ring on, writhing on the floor because I want to come so badly but you won’t let me until you finish your chapter

Shane: Ilya what the fuck

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

shane: so i’m going with my shitty boyfriend to his family home and you’re his father

ilya, barely awake: what

[charlie 🐀 fic pinned @t4thollanov]

ilya: okay so i just had a rlly rough day at the office and you're the stripper who i think loves me

shane: but i do love you

ilya: fuck you're good at this

[an🫧 @wangxianiac]

Reading yaoi everyday to maintain my happiness and good mental health

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

[betty beep @mattflektion]

Luca at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God

God: Hey girl so look its really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfic about your teammates who were rivals being secret lovers a decade before they came out.

Luca: Ok Listen🤦‍♀️

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

ilya having more experience with men and sex in general thinking he bagged virgin shane hollander only for shane to look him in the eye and say "so pretend youre a serial killer and im your victim who managed to cut through my ropes" when ilya's biggest kink is Loving Each Other

[rat 👣 @viciousratlol]

shane typing out his roleplay fantasies in script format and having ilya practice his lines beforehand

[☆ ͡ bnuuy ˚｡ৎ @bnuuyhuddy]

shane: ok so i work at a smoothie shop, and you come in almost everyday to order a blueberry-bana—

ilya: i'm good.

[cloudabserk @cloudofficial5]

yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy. #heatedrivalry #hollanov

[mün ! ☆ @fruitgravy]

running through my mind

#heatedrivalry #hr

[fran 🦊 trc era @thefranart]

37th jean drawing of the day #aftg