Lauren Tobin

World's Most Decent Mom and loving every minute of it. Sometimes I say things that make people laugh.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@JDVance1 this book because I identified with so many of your stuggles. My family would completely disown me if I ever wrote about our life behind closed doors. So much respect to you.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@JDVance1 just finished reading #HillbillyElegy and I have so many questions!
Did your mom read the book, and if so, what was her reaction?
Though I didn't grow up poor, I did grow up in a VERY dysfunctional home and was adopted by my grandparents. I loved...

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

Let's have kids so instead of sleeping together, we can not for the next 18 years.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let’s get married & have kids so instead of trying a pumpkin beer you can stop the crying while I go back into the corn maze to find the shoe.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@_AnnaBeahm @reckonsouth Me

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool I always knew the girls had been in my shower or my bathroom because they left hair EVERYWHERE.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool This makes me think of the time I was looking for something and I opened my sisters' dresser drawer and found a bunch of weave. It took me a minute to figure put they had not, in fact, severed a head.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@sarahlugor @_talexandriaa

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool You look awesome!

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@_AnnaBeahm I mean, I'd read that article 🤷‍♀️

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@RogenSandy I just really want my husband to be you and your husband in like 20 years. #goals

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@Sethrogen Oh look. It's the future Tobins.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool Do you think POC will vote for Biden or not vote at all? Or even vote for Trump?

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool I did that, and still do. I told TJ he better not do that pop up stuff. He knows I have bad nerves.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool I got you. That makes sense. Would it be the same as a white girl with a 'fro? I don't think they look good on white girls, but I love how they look on black girls. I'm not trying to be offensive and I apologize if it seems that way. I'm genuinely curious.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool Those are cute. Why don't you like white girls wearing them? Seriously asking, not like trying to be an asshole. Thinking a/b white girls with them reminds me of that hooker in Hustle & Flow. The same girl who played in the Brittany Spears movie.

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@CrazyGeekyCool I'm so white I don't even know what that is. What are box braids?

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@elginfiddler @hubster2132

[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@elginfiddler Omg Glenn 🤦‍♀️
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[Lauren Tobin @LETTsgetsilly]

@kennychesney "and the 16 summers I shared with him, now only the good die young stops my in my tracks." Rings so true now since my 16 yo brother died nine months ago. I wish we could have a melody put to the piece we wrote on his stone 😇❤