Actually Elly

//Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them//Shitty Art is still Art//Twitter's favourite Reply Guy™//'Birds' 4 $ale $100000//

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

I'm just straight up Shitpainting and there is NOTHING you can do about it

I am willing to exchange items and things for paintings but you'll have to talk to my people*

*Me with an adult present who is not me

The Shitpaint Collection

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@brutalbirdx Down vote button?

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@penishorts Sir we are a country rich in culture, like smoking meth and vaping on trains.

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@sadhog12 Nah but I'll blow mine off if you ask

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@xoghostpilled I bet she wishes who she was, too

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@runesword1 Funny ha ha orrrr

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Social media IS real life and if a post flops it means everyone wants you DEAD

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@ghost_exquisite 🙏 in God we trust

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

My cat will push the door closed then cry that the door is closed and like I can relate

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

If someone stole my memories, how would I even know if I wanted them back? Just have to forget about what's been forgotten.

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

You ever see an influencer bonobo? YOU EVER SEE A CHIMP IN A DRESS??!

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@13DVDZRVC @uncle_deluge You know i I always thought it was so crazy when I started speaking Bosnian or Chinese going through random CoD lobbies but you're completely correct wherein the people you are online in the presence of is who you are/ become. You gotta spend less time with losers, my dude.

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

This is what I've been saying

[monks mood @EF_escape]

Ok well I guess I'll stop beating my parrot when it jacks off my bad

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@brissle "was there a 9/11 for horses?"
"YES 9/11"

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@Jopomeister Really packs it on

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

Water makes you emotionally fat

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@Jopomeister Well I thought that was kinda the definition

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@Jopomeister And bangless!

I don't know why I'm being mean to you sorry not sorryyyyy

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@ranmasaotome96 @ghostofthesun89 I would have argued with that even a few months back, before I was aware that the nsw police are just straight up trained by the IDF.

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

@SuisizeMe Oh, yes indeed! The man is too beautiful as it is on a good day, BUT I would say it's the difference between an office worker and a musician. Far more drawn to less clean cut things. (Personal preference only office worker still works)

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

They call me 'anti-delilah' around here because if you're a dude I'm probably going to convince you to grow your hair long and will get upset if you cut it.