Laura

RN// @Penn_State grad

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home.

We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home.

Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[Nathalie Brough @nbrough]

Jenna Nighswonger qualifies as HIP eligible. Sam Kerr does not. It's a fascinating list!

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Penn State Creamery > Crumbl

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

Angel City’s first-ever captain, Ali Riley, makes her way for her last-ever appearance at BMO Stadium. A moment we were all waiting for 🩷

[Scott Paterno, Shabbos Goy @ScottPaterno]

The players don’t need to hear from you.

They are hurting more than you.

They spent the offseason preparing. This is more personal to them than you.

Howl at the moon if you must - just don’t harass the players.

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

I feel so bad for Drew Allar. Cannot believe he had to go out like this. He didn’t deserve this. Praying for him

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

You do realize you have had 22 years in the Senate to come up with a better healthcare plan, don’t you?

If you aren’t interested in doing your job anymore I would like to do it. 🙋‍♀️

[Adam Taliaferro @Tali43]

I know refs have a tough job but you can’t tell me that ref looked directly at DDS and said…”yup that block looks perfectly legal to me!” 🤔😵‍💫

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

no matter what the call on the field was idk how you would overturn it based on this look.

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Don’t want to hear the “moral victory” and “fought to the end” shit

This is a team full of seniors and built to win THIS YEAR and they still can’t finish a big game in a whiteout against a first year starting QB

You can’t expect to play ZERO offense for 50 minutes and win

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I still don’t know if I’m being honest.

[Laura @LEllis89]

Temwa Chawinga is mid-season form at all times. It’s wild. #nwsl

[kairioca 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇪🇸🇨🇻 @kaithecreatorrr]

As someone who wears glasses, this hilarious and cold 😂😭😭 #CollegeGameDay

[Laura @LEllis89]

45 seconds in, I know @sammymewy is hype!!!

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

LYNN LAUGH LEG SLEEVE TIME
LYNN LAUGH LEG SLEEVE TIME
LYNN LAUGH LEG SLEEVE TIME

[Claire Watkins @ScoutRipley]

I know it’s really for her 100th cap but I enjoy imagining Emily Sonnett getting celebrated tonight for simply believing harder than anyone ever before

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

you are absolutely right.

she's been cripwalking and going to an IMMACULATE home to a 6'5" tech billionaire, active father, philanthropist, feminist, and women's maternal health advocate who makes their children custom drawn fucking pancakes every weekend (I'm not kidding, look it up) and buys his daughters entire sports teams while investing in women's sports worldwide.

you bitches are absolutely INSANE to try and downplay her life and blessings in any kind of way, because you're supporting a rapper that doesn't even know your name.

BUT YOU SHOULD BE MAD. And anybody who fumbled 23-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams before Alexis Ohanian got to her, should be absolutely sick about it.

I am cackling at the audacity of nameless and faceless men trying to lessen her life. TUH. 😭

[Laura @LEllis89]

Face of the League joins the Fever 🔥

[Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou]

Breaking: 2x-time WNBA champion Sydney Colson is signing a one-year deal with the Indiana Fever, her agent, LIFT Sports’ Gina Paradiso, told ESPN

Colson, who spent the last 3 seasons in Las Vegas, brings veteran pedigree and experience in the backcourt to a surging Fever squad

[Ethan Cadeaux @Ethan_Cadeaux]

That Commanders win was for…

Ryan Kerrigan
London Fletcher
Robert Griffin III
Will Compton
Pierre Garcon
Clinton Portis
Alfred Morris
Jordan Reed
Stephon Davis

& the others that balled in D.C. for the last quarter century but were cursed to play under Dan Snyder’s ownership

[Claire Watkins @ScoutRipley]

I would like a Julie Ertz cam for this game the same way they did Taylor and Clark for the first one