Laura Elms

Proud to be a nurse/midwife - life is precious. 👦Archie James 🌎

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Showing Archie pics of him as a baby this morning and he started laughing and said ‘look mummy I was a baldy’ 😂😂😂

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Breaks my heart when Archie asks if it’s mummy and Archie day tomorrow. Love being a midwife but hate being a working mum 😔

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

The only good thing about having a child who gets up at 5am is that il get to see the eclipse 😫👌

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

@reallorraine Brilliant! Let us know when you can pop by!

[Lorraine @reallorraine]

What a lovely idea!

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

@reallorraine Dundee midwifery unit was opened 2nd February 2009 and you came to open it 22nd April 2019. Coming for a reunion to celebrate all the Dundee babies born here?

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

God you think it’s bitchy being at school as a girl, wait till you put your child to nursery/school the mums are so much worse 😂🙈

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Finally done work for Christmas! Can’t wait to spend it with my boy 💙🎅🏻 #3sleeps #familychristmas

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Feel bad about lying to Archie tonight, told him it was chicken nuggets for tea but it was in fact scampi 😂😂😂

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Night out with the madwives tonight. I have the fear already 🙈

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Archie just asked me if Santa was as old as me 😔😂

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

@RHood0705 Hope Laura is getting better now. I thought I seen your mum in labour ward on Saturday! P.s it’s so much worse wiping a shitty arse on a toddler 😂

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Anyone think they are a fully fledged adult until they have to google ‘how to cook baby corn’ 😂

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

How Antoine Griezmann found out he was having a son. 👶🏼

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Why do guys wear their hood up at the gym?

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Can’t believe it’s been 6 months already 💔

[Type23 @Type232]

So.....Kirriemuir is famous for being the birth place of the creator of Peter Pan. New Chinese opens up and what do they call it? #Priceless

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Archie turned round to me this morning at 6.15 and said ‘mummy I don’t like sleeping anymore’ total payback for 3 years of 14 hours sleep 😴😴😴

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

Nice to see Forfar Farmington playing well. Amazing how some players are still there from when I played there 10+ years ago 🤣#ForfarFarmington #womensfootball

[Laura Elms @LElms5]

I wonder if there will ever be a day again where I don’t feel tired 🤔 #toddlerproblems