Mombie

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[Mombie @LEmombie]

Potty training, Day 1: little miss finding pull ups and putting them on, refuses panties
Day 2: only one successful pee on potty, end of day. Taking it as a win!
Day 3: hope she goes poop bc she hasn't gone in 2 days!!
#pottytraining

[Kandee Johnson @kandeejohnson]

I know u all r dealing with far more struggles than u post about or even talk about. Know that I love u, I think u r strong & ur not alone💕

[Mombie @LEmombie]

In bed at 9pm, this feels so fabulous 🙌 #momlife #workingmom

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Love stalking my kid on the baby monitor. I'd keep this installed until she's 10 if I could!

[Mombie @LEmombie]

The horror. How many times will I have to endure the #brownshower #momlife #toddlerlife #thattimeushowerwithurkidntheydrooadeuce

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Toddler asleep in car. Mom in trunkbed sipping coffee and working on resume. #mycurrentsituation #momlife #toddlerlife #rainymonday

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Yucky yogurt. Little miss has been napping on me for the last hr n all I can smell is yucky yogurt. #momlife #toddlerlife #seriously #gross

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Ding dong! The kid is asleep! Mama needs a drinky drink!!! #momlife #lovemykidbutlovemyalonetimetoo

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Full on mombie mode today. Soooo tired. Brought my A game at work, but I was looking a bit rough!! #momlife #workingmom

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Yup, just busted my kid trying to drink from a wine bottle in the recycle bin! #ToddlerAlert #toddlerlife #toddleradventures #momlife

[Mombie @LEmombie]

#momfoul Dropped my phone as I stood 2 leave kid's room. Yes, I woke her up. Doh! #momlife #19mosold #demandsistayinroomtilshefallsasleepnow

[Mombie @LEmombie]

My little is going to sleep grasping an ostrich egg sized stone. Going 2 hv 2 pry it from her hand b4 I leave the room #momlife #toddlerlife

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Why oh why has my car turned into a toddler play area. After

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Bc I was not going to hunt around for each individual pc of raisin that she left, lol. #momlife #toddlerlife #momconfessions

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Will not even tell husband but will tell u that yes-I am that mom who let her kid leave trail of raisins in her wake at govt office #momlife

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Had 1st big boo boo today. She fell over back of couch n hit the ground. Big egg on her head instantly. #booboo #toddlerlife #sadmom #17mos

[Mombie @LEmombie]

@heyfrase @TheSamyK I stopped listening to Kane Show shortly after u left too! I also binge listened to 6 months of ur podcast in 3 months!

[Mombie @LEmombie]

Just taught my 17mo to Cheers! Loves clinking glasses but needs to be reminded to drink, haha #toddlerlife #holidaycheer #cheers #momlife

[Mombie @LEmombie]

When ur dinner selection while out is influenced by what ur kid may actually eat tmrw #yesthathappened #momlife #toddlerlife #keepitsimple

[Mombie @LEmombie]

My baby loves those #Target commercials so I love them now too! #dancingbaby #adorable #toddlerlife #momlife