Harry Kane โ the only man who can score 30 goals a season and still get called โmidโ by rival fans. Drops deeper than a tax evader, assists like a midfielder, but one bad touch and itโs โoverrated fraud.โ
โ2026 World Cup Golden Boot race:
Messi cooking
Mbappe sprinting
Haaland Thor-ing
Kane assisting from the kitchen
Meanwhile your favorite player: โInjuredโ ๐
Football never changesโ