Freshlee

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[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Dudes in search of weed have been to places they won’t go even with a gun

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Chelsea are genuinely the funniest club in football 😭🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’ve been praying for days like this

[Awareness_Brah🦅 @Progress_aje]

Yahoo boys too funny 😂😂
“You are mia” but na Yusuff dey your profile 😭

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

@Speedemonchris_ @altashanta It's in Spanish

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011.
The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand.

I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds.

The twist?
I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015.
Judge said: "Pay his medical bills."

10 years later. Zero naira.
I face permanent disability without help.
@PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria
#NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend

[🧸 @_y3maya]

We recently hired a gateman, finished renovating the old house, and asked him to move in yesterday.
This morning we called his name several times but he wasn’t answering, so we knocked on his door.
It took about six bangs to get him to open the door. Oh! He looked veryyy sleepy.

He apologized saying that in 16 years, he hadn’t slept in a room with bed and fan.

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

@DgenzhrHub @adedoyinalimi Both of you are no different

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

@DgenzhrHub @adedoyinalimi Una Dey lie too much. You HR guys are all the same

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

One of the wildest things happened with this club in 2024 when they gained promotion from National League into the EFL for the first time in their 130+ years of existence.

They employed a Nigerian guy as a Football Analyst (Tactician), his name is Nathan Owolabi. You’re not gonna believe how he was employed 😅

Nathan Owolabi played a huge role in 2024 when he joined mid season to help them see things from different perspectives, via data analytics especially.

In late 2023, Bromley did something very unpopular, they announced an opening for a Tactician (screenshot attached, the tweet is still up also), and they were gonna partner with Football Manager (FM) and Xbox. People did not take them serious. Nobody employs a back room staff that way, especially one without any real-life football experience.

Nathan was shortlisted as top 3, he was really good with football manager. He was interviewed by the coach and assistant and he got the role.

He resumed in January 2024 with 15 games left in the league. He was really welcomed, in fact, the manager introduced him to his staff that “this is the man that will get us promoted” (I’ll share the YouTube link in the comments so you guys can watch it, it’s really enlightening). Don’t forget they were in the National League then.

Nathan did lots of analytics work, he analysed oppositions, how they played, using FM.

Bromley were 2nd when he joined, they beat league leaders, Chesterfield in his first game, but struggled a bit in subsequent games.

During these struggles, the head coach, Adam Woodman, needed to hear other perspectives. Nathan advised they play 3-4-3 instead of the usual 3-5-2, he’d analysed their set up, extra man, etc.

They had an important game against Solihull, and the head coach gave Nathan the opportunity to present to the first team, he showed them the opposition’s set ups, how they build from the back, their danger man, etc. the players were impressed, but he was nervous as that was his first time.

Nathan kept doing his thing and it helped them get play offs after finishing 3rd in the league. They beat Altrincam in the semis and Solihull in the final at Wembley.

That was the first time Bromley got promoted to the football league in their history. Two seasons later, they’ve moved up to League One. I’ll be rooting for them in future.

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

@LiamWeb03 @Nsukka_okpa Thanks

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Agric student boards bike with a cutlass

Keke man every 2 seconds:

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

He for explain tire 🤣🤣

[Richard🎀 @rxchxrdszn]

use your cgpa make 1m

[Alusi @alusi_aku]

ahh! 😭😭

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

Nigeria how?

[The Data of Everything @TheDataHubX]

Countries Most Likely to Be Involved
in World War 3

🔥 High Chance

🇺🇸 United States - High
🇮🇷 Iran - High
🇮🇱 Israel - High
🇷🇺 Russia - High
🇵🇰 Pakistan - High
🇺🇦 Ukraine - High
🇰🇵 North Korea - High
🇨🇳 China - High
🇳🇬 Nigeria - High
🇨🇩 DR Congo - High
🇸🇩 Sudan - High
🇸🇾 Syria - High
🇮🇶 Iraq - High
🇦🇫 Afghanistan - High
🇾🇪 Yemen - High
🇳🇪 Niger - High
🇲🇱 Mali - High
🇧🇫 Burkina Faso - High
🇸🇴 Somalia - High
🇱🇾 Libya - High
🇱🇧 Lebanon - High
🇲🇲 Myanmar - High

⚠️ Medium Chance

🇮🇳 India - Medium
🇮🇩 Indonesia - Medium
🇧🇩 Bangladesh - Medium
🇪🇹 Ethiopia - Medium
🇲🇽 Mexico - Medium
🇪🇬 Egypt - Medium
🇵🇭 Philippines - Medium
🇹🇷 Turkey - Medium
🇩🇪 Germany - Medium
🇬🇧 United Kingdom - Medium
🇫🇷 France - Medium
🇰🇪 Kenya - Medium
🇨🇴 Colombia - Medium
🇰🇷 South Korea - Medium
🇲🇦 Morocco - Medium
🇵🇱 Poland - Medium
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - Medium
🇳🇵 Nepal - Medium

🟦 Very Low Chance

🇯🇵 Japan - Very Low
🇺🇿 Uzbekistan - Very Low
🇦🇿 Azerbaijan - Very Low
🇱🇦 Laos - Very Low
🇹🇲 Turkmenistan - Very Low
🇭🇰 Hong Kong - Very Low
🇸🇬 Singapore - Very Low
🇳🇿 New Zealand - Very Low
🇲🇳 Mongolia - Very Low
🇺🇾 Uruguay - Very Low
🇦🇲 Armenia - Very Low
🇲🇺 Mauritius - Very Low
🇲🇪 Montenegro - Very Low

Note: This ranking is a geopolitical risk analysis based on current global tensions and international relations. It is not a prediction of an actual World War 3 scenario.

Source: World Population Review

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

@FogandCannon Thanks broski. I think I got a little too emotional yesterday

[Freshlee @LFCfreshlee]

I hate the fact that I am a side character. Nothing works out in my life. Every risk I have taken has backfired and anything that I have tried to excel in doesn't work out. I low-key hate my parents for birthing me and leaving me in this shit country

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I won’t lie, Kenya shocked me.

Women here don’t obsess over wigs.
Like… at all.

Braids.
Natural hair.
Simple and done.

I mentioned braided wigs to someone and she looked at me like, “Why would I stress myself like that?”

And I realized how much pressure we normalize back home without questioning it.