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I've hit the same tree twice with two different cars.

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I wonder if god gets upset that his authority was effectively replaced by the concept of “Store Policy”

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@AllyCare I just need to order a new debit card lol

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@AllyCare Any estimate for how long customer support will be tied up for? I was on hold for an hour before I gave up, and my chat conversation for support disappeared after another two hours without response.

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@keepwalkin51 I dislike double standards

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If you call yourself a Christian and have a problem with riots as a way of enacting change, when Jesus went into the temple and overturned tables and expelled those who had perverted it, would you demonize that as an act of wonton violence or see the meaning behind it?

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@eliselandin I would hire an editor but my tweets aren’t good enough to warrant it anyway

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The current climate is also unfortunately a perfect bredding ground for disinformation, while passions are high. For example, that account is in no meaningful way the Anonymous hacker group. If you believe that everyone’s voice is powerful now, then be careful what you say.

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breeding**

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I think what we’re saying is we need another Kendall pepsi ad

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These are the men I strive to be like. These men can see across the line to recognize humanity. I’m not kidding guys, this has me in tears. I just want my brothers and sisters in humanity to love each other and treat each other with dignity and respect. https://t.co/xdx1ZHQ4Gl

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I hope someone is taking notes on how different precincts are handling their respective protests. Columbus OH with the tape over the body cameras and unwarranted pepper spray is probably dead last. Stay safe everyone.

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This is unreal. Regardless of your opinion of the politics of the Minneapolis gov. what Trump said is intentionally incendiary and a direct call to violence any way you look at it. Fuel to the fire. Try to stay safe everyone.

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Hot Tip: on your ballots this November, find the “write-in” line and write who your favorite candidate is. If they (Bernie, Yang, someone we actually want) get the most votes, they’ll win! It’s called democracy. Don’t let anyone tell you how to vote.

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can woke twitter be considered an internet cult yet

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@SamSam504 The plot line of the old testament developed faster than this

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@conner_busch I keep saying this in the letters I send to the Smithsonian with my findings

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I’ve decided to simply start looking and dressing like Harry Styles. More to come

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which is actually fine as long as we take it for what it is: a wake up call that the people currently in charge do not hold fast to the ideals they use as platforms. Kinda makes me miss Bernie weirdly.

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So, in the midst of a crisis our *checks notes* democratic leaders are fat shaming and being accused of sexual assault, while our *checks notes* republican leaders are shelling out unemployment benefits and trillion dollar stimulus packages that will probably never be paid off

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Whoever does PR for Kettle Corn deserves a raise, that shit’s disgusting but hipsters buy it by the truckload because it has “Kettle” in its name

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@garbageisland13 It's difficult to get off to a worse start than "I saw your picture on Facebook."