LFG Capital

CRE PE & BIRDWATCHING. $10TN AUM (4.75% Cap). 10,000 Years of Experience. STRONG PIPELINE.

Insta: @lfgcapital

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

They told me not to launch really cool merch but I don’t listen to polls. https://t.co/sYK4YdHFod

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

This is a male Townsend Warbler I saw in Carmel, CA in January hell yea

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This Dark-eyed Junco was attacking his own reflection in my in-laws backyard. We covered the mirror to get him to stop.

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@realJubileeJim 🫡

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Saw this Osprey the other week while driving. Obviously pulled over to snap a pic

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@realJubileeJim And yes we are paying up for the sides are you KIDDING me

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@realJubileeJim Send me an invite when you make this happen I’ll fly out to be your tenth

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

This tree I pass on my way home everyday has a rookery (nesting colony) of Great Egrets. Zoomed in photo shows two sharing a nest (boutta get freaky)

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

How I feel after buying MSG at HMart

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The least mentally sound person you know just became *checks notes* a therapist

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

This is my quant

[hunter @hxxntrr]

Met a girl at a networking event in Dallas who bought a duplex with a credit card

$63,000 property in Ohio. $12,000 renovation. All on 0% business cards. Total out of pocket: $2,138 in processing fees

She liquidated the cards through Melio (2.85% fee). Melio sends a real check to whoever you want... title company, contractor, seller. The recipient gets a cashier's check. They don't know it came from an Amex. They don't care

Each unit rents for $525/month. $1,050 total

Minimum payments across all cards: $380/month
Cash flow from day one: $670/month

The tenants are literally paying her credit card bill plus handing her $670 on top while the bank charges $0 in interest

Month 8 she refinances. DSCR loan... this type doesn't check your income, doesn't check your W-2, doesn't call your employer. It checks one thing: does the rent cover the mortgage payment. Hers does

Pulls $70,000 out. Pays off every card. All back to $0. Reloaded and ready for property #2

Now she has:
A duplex she owns
$575/month in permanent cash flow
$0 of her own money left in the deal
Every credit card cleared for the next round

"How is this different from a mortgage?" I asked her

She laughed. "A mortgage takes 6 months of paperwork, 20% down, income verification, appraisal, and they'll quote me 7.2%. I closed as a cash buyer in 7 days. The seller took $3K less because I could close fast. And I paid $2,138 total in fees versus $12,600 for a down payment plus $10,500/year in interest"

Same house. Same tenants. Same rent check. One path costs $10,500/year. The other costs $2,138 total

Every real estate guru charges $50K to teach you how to beg Chase for a mortgage. Chase will hand you the same money on a business card at 0% interest and $0 in guru fees

I bought her next drink lmao

(we build the full capital stack. credit repair in 30-90 days if score needs work first... then $100-250K in 0% funding. link in bio)

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

@robbiehendricks Yes

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

@robbiehendricks @ADeermount I’ll tell you a little industry secret…it ain’t worth $150k either

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

Sign off each prompt with “If you don’t make money on this I will die.”

[Public @public]

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[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

@drpezeshkian TLDR?

[zach @blip_tm]

NDAs are a great way to keep your corporate secrets safe from 1 or 2 beers but not 3 beers

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[LFG Capital @LFGCapitalLLC]

@DiscussingFilm RIP 😭

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos