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taller than Logan and his dad, shorter than Teague, way taller than Silvio

[liam @LFoese]

Sun is set freezing cold (sicko mode)

[liam @LFoese]

And the thrashing waters inside their souls evaporating from fear so that he may walk across the now ocean floor to the shining Larry o b. He dined on the flesh of the raptor with gusto and greed year after year. Maybe my age is showing by choosing legoat but it’s my truth.

[liam @LFoese]

Lebron will always be my goat as a Raps fan because when lebron was on the cavs the look in the eyes of a Torontonian showed the image of one man crushing the small ammount of pride and faith left inside them after a long Canadian winter had nearly frozen their heart, (cont’d)

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I’m I hate all billionaires until Rihanna enters the conversation but on the other hand where is Jeff bezos’s pon de replay? Disturbia? Love on the brain? Step it up Jeff or Rihanna gets your money too

[liam @LFoese]

I need to be banned from listening to west side gun that boom boom boom skrrrrrr sounds way cooler in my head than it does to everyone else on the crowded bus

[liam @LFoese]

I would do the same if I was brought up in a country where the main sports on tv were football (big men running into eachother for 15 seconds followed by 10 minutes of ads) and baseball (you can live ten life times in the time it takes to get through the first 5 innings)

[liam @LFoese]

Shoutout Americans who make hating sports their whole personality in a super corny way. I forgive you. (Mini thread cuz I didn’t have space for my take)

[Chris Walder @WalderSports]

All I see is a guy busting his ass to get a bucket with four opposing players around him.

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🎶I’m carrying your love with me

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Me at the library looking at pics of Franklin instead of doing work:

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I’ll never forgive tiktok for ruining album rollouts because I’ll never be as excited for music again as I was the spring before scorpion. Not my fav drake album but gods plan, nice for what, and in my feelings, shook me to my core in terms of immediate cultural relevance

[liam @LFoese]

@imjustsomejosh Good tweet very relatable

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Red light green light must be like chess on the playgrounds of montreal

[liam @LFoese]

Example: if the king of Canada himself doesn’t tell me in his own words both what insider trading is and why it’s illegal I’ll refuse to recognize the court
💪🤩 oh you wrote it in a little hard to read book you need a postgrad degree to understand?? DOESNT COUNT

[liam @LFoese]

Just realized I don’t know all the laws, no cop has ever even tried to tell me except for the waterfall incident!! (Lowkey not illegal) How can I be tried as a legitimate offender if the government just assumes I know laws based on what? gossip??? Oink oink pigs!! I didn’t know!!

[liam @LFoese]

When you go to log your recent book completion on goodreads but you have to reinstall the app because it’s been so long since the last time you actually finished something

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@mrmaudite

[liam @LFoese]

If I don’t talk to someone (anyone) about the weather in passing soon I’m going to explode

[liam @LFoese]

How tai lung gonna say finally a worthy opponent like oogway didn’t just beat. his. ass?!