La Goat 💫

@ManUtd | Fan Account

[Morgan @utdscope]

YOU ARE THE GOAT

[ThePortugueseXI @PortugalFPF]

Crazy how this entire app is acting like Ronaldo didn’t score against Germany and Spain to win a European trophy for Portugal a year ago is hilarious

[G @Gideoomatic]

200m on complete bullsh!t

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

GENUINELY THOUGH, THE CLOWN WHO NEGOTIATED A £57m RELEASE CLAUSE INTO BRUNO'S CONTRACT NEEDS TO BE BOOTED OUT OF THE CLUB IMMEDIATELY

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Jobs not finished, WC and POTT next

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

AND NEXT TIME YOU SAY BRUNO FERNANDES’S FUCKING NAME MAKE SURE YOU PUT PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD HOLDER BEFORE IT

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[7👤🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Utddoja]

THIS is Deadass for all the fans who NEVER switched up during bad form or dark periods.

Who never turned their back on one of their own and let themselves get brainwashed by silly agendas ❤️

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| GOAL: MARCUS RASHFORD WITH A BEAUTIFUL FREEKICK TO GIVE BARCELONA THE LEAD!!!

Barcelona 1-0 Real Madrid

[🈴️ @RegistaCall]

Zirkzee having a cult while producing absolutely nothing since we signed him is so funny 😭

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

2 years in a row packing up liverpool

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Fodder games out the way. #YanitedBack

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

Just gonna put this here

[G @Gideoomatic]

38 points after 31 games lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Gianluca Prestianni vs Real Madrid:

81 Minutes (Hooked)
0 Goals/Assists
0 Key Passes
9/13 Duels Lost (Ofc he’s 5’5)
18 Possessions Lost
Yellow for Diving

NO NEED TO COVER YOUR MOUTH, WE COULDNT SEE YOU TODAY 😭✌️🤡💯

[E @Ellis_]

This guy is actually the devil man.

[basheer… @basheertk_]

Since this tweet:

Ange: sacked by 2 clubs

Salah: 7g/a in 40 games

[utdreport @utdreport]

The Best Player in the League.

[h @htomufc]

200 G/A

[Deng🇿🇦🇧🇷 @UTDDeng]

4 (FOUR) wins in a row
+ 10 (TEN) GD😭❤️
SPURS CURSE OVER😭❤️
Bruno more evidence for Ozil debate
Mainoo assist again
Casemiro incroyable farewell tour
BOOMO🫡
Ethical Set Pieces
9 points off the top
Let’s go win this title gaffer😭❤️