Lauren Eve𓂀

instagram:@lauureneve

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

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[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

Nothing says I'm white as fuck like posing next to some big ass metallic balloons on your birthday

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

happy saturday to everyone except for white ppl who call their dogs their children

[SZA @sza]

Somewhere overthinking

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

feelin deadly

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

Can everyone stop fucking referring to themselves as snacks now?? If ur a fucking snack I'm refusing to eat

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

Can I just go fuckin back in time where I did weird shit like collect hamtaro toys and play habbo hotel and kill my sims family all day???

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

fuck off with your generic ass horoscope shit, ur Aries ass ain't a "pleasure princess who deserves the most in life" ur just dumb with wifi

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

😔😔😔😔😔😔

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

no matter how much I want something I always end up fucking it up somehow

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people"

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

It's sad coming to the realization that no one truly gives a fuck about you at the end of the day, every1s just out to benefit themselves

[bear @iamblackbear]

i have no interest

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

If u think sex is overrated you need some serious help

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

My mum never let me fuck with lunchables

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

drinking with my dad is great because we both have no filter and don't know when to shut the fuck up

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

"and who Shazam's the Beatles"

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

You look like the biggest fucking asshole if you use your lame ass fucking hover board to get u to class use ur damn feet you fat fuck

[Lauren Eve𓂀 @LGCATASTROPHE]

It's 2017 and I still strongly and heavily fuck with cheesestrings