Life is really good ain't it
(parody) Here is CEO: @UrFamNam
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#lgwing let's go get this phone pls. It's our last chance to survive and stay Samsung Korean rival plz plz buy lg wing no one likes our other phones pls it will make your life good pls don't buy the galaxy fold 2 pls lg wing pls
Now now, heh heh, we thought LG VELVET was gonna be the thing to keep us alive... Yeah yeah.. all of these new budget devices haven't gone the way anyone planned it to go, and now Samsung's here.. Everytime us small companies try to get an advantage goddamn Samsung has to come.
Back to School... You know the drill. Release the unlimited amount of advertisements about our products even though they don't make sense and people don't need them!!
Motorola gives only 1 update per phone. Samsung says they will start giving three. Apple gives like six? Google gives like 4, and us 2. I guess, we've got to do it to get money. Apple makes everything by themselves so they can afford a bunch of updates, but not us...