Lola

[c ⭑ @leftcdecode]

yo si fuese futbolista y metiese gol lo celebraria asi con la persona que me ha hecho la asistencia

[Arbutus Tree @aphercotropist]

If u think about it, seahorses are kinda really weird. "Horse" is doing a lot of work to normalize them. wtf kind of fish is shaped like that??

[s @tIctothepyts]

hes the FUNNIEST person alive 😭😭😭 just taken aback by the lack of talent 😭😭😭 he did nawt care that they were just kids, he was 5 yrs old & fully employed 😭😭😭😭

[ntrvp @ntrvp6]

me trying to pour lard into south koreas water supply so these idols can stop weighing 80 pounds but the water has ozempic in it too so it just evaporates

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how i disappear from people's life after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet

[we’ll meet again in sovngarde @vampsneverhurtu]

coworker who is quitting this week and i never interact with told me she had a dream last night where we drank beers in korea together

[music wins @musicwins1]

bringing this back because it’s my favourite tweet

[໋ @getocausa]

i’ve just realized that mike consuming cocaine is a mockery of stephen king

[user @user84829272]

How it felt telling my son it was too late to add a nerf gun to his Christmas list all while knowing I already had a giant one wrapped under the tree

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

one thing... I CAN NOT STAND.... is being ignored. if you're busy, say so. if you are not in the mood to talk, say so. if you are done with me, SAY SO. COMMUNICATE.

[Lola @LGxxox]

@PlayVALORANT pls remove kayo i’m losing my mind, game would be so much better if there was only phoenix and sage. my lawyers will be in touch.

[Lola @LGxxox]

@PlayVALORANT please remove chamber from the game i am going to cry and possibly throw myself out the window i can’t keep doing this i am beg