Lindsay Wheatcroft

I'm an artist from Nottinghamshire making portraits and sculpting & painting miniatures. Contact by DM here or via

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Logo design for Notts LGBTQ+ Disability+ Forum

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@twlldun Aren’t you just 😎

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@NintendoUK Is there a way to tell a Switch not to download anything whilst tethered to a mobile device?

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@AlyssaIncognita You only regret the things you do not do

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LINDSAY used AURORA BEAM!
It’s super effective!

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@NintendoUK I dunno, but the survey you've paid me to do seems to have forgotten than some of us will have had a Switch bought for us as a gift 🤷‍♀️

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@ITV Is there a reason why Friday 23rd’s schedule didn’t match the listings in what’s on tv?

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200 Hip-Hop classics in 1 song @SnoopDogg @beastieboys @QtipTheAbstract @MrChuckD @WuTangClan @Nas @methodman @BustaRhymes @DMX @kanyewest

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@superdrug is there any chance this could come back? It smells incredible

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@MojangSupport I tried to set up a Realm on my Switch. My @NintendoEurope eShop account was billed. I’d DM you a receipt, but you’re not monitoring your inbox (so why have one?). It said ‘we weren’t able to create your realm’. Now it doesn’t even say that. Purchase vanished.

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@LushLtd does this go in the glass or plastic recycling bin

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@virginmedia No need, I’ve terminated my account. The agency that sold your firm this botware have converted a lifetime happy customer wanting an upgrade into a Karen ex-customer. For the sake of your other customers, I hope lessons will be learned.

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@virginmedia I just ended twenty-four years of custom because your customer service system has sunk to a previously unimaginable depth

Unbelievable that this is from a major IT firm

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@WarComTeam can I put my Citadel paint pots in domestic recycling?

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@DiscourseMinis So kind of like when Imperium armies commonly took the form of space marines and the ‘loyal 32’?

I think the units that were once organised as ‘the Lost and the Damned’ should come back as a faction able to ally with heretics and daemons.

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@MojangSupport I manage a Realm via my Switch and I am having major problems. Can I have a DM conversation?

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@muchnerve Just tried this for the first time, and daaaamn it feels good

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Possessed Chaos Space Marines, Word Bearers Legion #PaintingWarhammer

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@nataliereed84 Yeah, wispy and trim stuff still works best with a little relief, just to catch the light.

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@nataliereed84 If we’re talking moustache, beard, etc, then yeah, sculpting it on absolutely looks better than painting it on

Eyebrows are really awkward at this scale, though

It’s easier on larger heads, so yeah, a Space Marine head is easier to add hair to than, say, an elf